Jack Monroe #377 What’s the point?

[EllaEm87]

Was hoping to finally catch up and be back in real time today but have just seen she was up at 6am chatting shite about gas radiators and designing a dream kitchen for a 42 year old "friend" who is totally not either a new mug she's snared with a charm offensive or Harold who's been recaptured with emotional abuse. Said dream kitchen is going to contain a 7 hob range which Jack is hoping to "borrow" for "filming purposes" despite being more inclined to spoon her own eyes out than pursue a TV career. Said dream kitchen and "dreamy mood boards" are totally not for the "1 bedroom flat" she's moving into soon.

Jack, we're all so tired.

Didn’t she say the other day she doesn’t like filming and doesn’t she any ti do it? For someone who hated it so much, she sure is determined to keep trying.

 

[h3lt3rsk3lt3r]

Why does she hate Jamie Oliver?

 

[Bell'un]

Gah! Been away for my own sweet good but had to jump back to say WHY IS THE EXTRA, LABOURING, ACTIVE-BUT-RADIATOR-IGNORANT 42 YEAR OLD NOT PUTTING SOMETHING IN TO THE FOOD KITTY IF THEY CAN AFFORD TO HAVE THEIR KITCHEN ZAPPED? Make it make sense. And what blindness stops the squig faithful from seeing this? X

 

[Veronicaaa]

Said dream kitchen is going to contain a 7 hob range which Jack is hoping to "borrow" for "filming purposes"

I'm confused, a couple of days ago she said she was turning down TV shows because they wanted her to film in hangar-like FANCY kitchens which would clearly be off-brand for our lil pixie. But apparently kitchens with 7 hob ranges are OK?

 

[Ooointitot]

Haha, I know they're no different really, just if we are trying to pinpoint the identity of this new victim, sorry, friend/partner, I think it rules him out. Crazy if she's been able to reel in someone else already.

I assumed it was the horny handed son of toil she referenced about 300 threads / two days ago as the labourer working 10 hour days fuelled by her 3-cal slop?

 

[jenny2603]

Why does she hate Jamie Oliver?

He is talented, hard working and successful and she is Jack Monroe. Spite is all she has.

 

[Mel Donte]

Guys don't worry, Harold isn't back. I've just found a photo of Jack's new housemate

Spoiler

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

the last partner was a city man she described as a small shop owner so this 'labourer' will probably be the CEO of Balfour Beatty.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Someone's posted this on twitter, we doubtless caught it at the time but I'm just putting it here anyway.

 

[KingBabar]

You'd think she'd know what was inside a radiator, being as she ripped one off the wall while she was in labour

 

[heretic]

This just cropped up as I was scrolling on the bird app. More and more people are seeing through the shite.

 

[Unfluencer]

It’s a good job she isn’t claiming any government support. She would be all over the place with changes and adjustments with how often her ‘household’ structure changes.

Yet another thing that us real poors can’t do - even a few nights with a mate on the sofa can get you in serious trouble.

 

[Ooointitot]

the last partner was a city man she described as a small shop owner so this 'labourer' will probably be the CEO of Balfour Beatty.

I‘ve gone a bit hysterical.

 

[matchakitkat]

Of course there’s multiple chaoses while I’m on my hols, chuffing Nora

TLDR: Jack’s fucked

 

[instacharlie]

Isn't her son's dad around 41/42? Not that my first thought would be she's doing a nice little bit of pot stirring towards his ex. Makes you think though

 

[waffle maker]

You'd think she'd know what was inside a radiator, being as she ripped one off the wall while she was in labour

Was she chained to the radiator like a hostage or a woman on day release from prison to give birth?

 

[NeoCortex]

I'm sure if it's not Harold it will be someone equally unique. Like Barold or Beginald. Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck

 

[Falkor]

the last partner was a city man she described as a small shop owner so this 'labourer' will probably be the CEO of Balfour Beatty.

I was literally thinking that as I was reading through! I was going to suggest Christian Candy, but he's 48.

 

[Boyo]

Also Mackie, where the feck are SB’s “fave” maize snacks? The ones Asda have reduced from a 12 to a 6 pack, for the same price? Hmm? In the pocket of BigMaize, are we?

“In the pocket of BigMaize” would be….well….a perfect…..you know…..oh, never mind.

 

[SmillieKylie]

All we know is that she’s been chucking breadcrumbs the size of a small white tin about this 42yr old guy.
Unclear if it’s poor Harold reeled back in, or a totally different victim. He’s a laborer allegedly.

Oh my, if it’s not Harold it’s probably one of those tree surgeons who popped in recently, a labourer in Jack's eyes, she reeled him in with slop and crop tops !