Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person

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Orphan_Black said:
@Brian Butterfield shared this picture.

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Jack clearly has forgotten about old Hazza, there's a new Mr/Miss Big in Southend Tooooown.

(Jack, hi, you look a state. Such a state that I want to bury the hatchet and come dress you. The cropped tee would have looked great with the tartan traaazers shorts and those black trainers you have. Not this though, this looks awful on you. Sorry not sorry)
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Why has she rolled her T-shirt up? You're not 12 anymore Jack.
 
I mean, if she really joined the Southend Flyers, she could have just bought some orange laces if it were that important. I don't think they really mind that much, what with their weekly runs all being free and the only time anybody would necessarily think they 'need' to get the top would be if they joined a payable event.

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Yel said:
Don't give her a job Asda. You should have never let her run wild with the lies about value items being removed from the shelf.

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Sorry, is she trying to say that she carted two baskets around with her crumbly arthritic shoulders instead of USING A TROLLEY?

While scribbling furiously in her little notebook and adding it all up on a calculator? What a load of performative bullshit 😭😭💀💀
 
Yel said:
Don't give her a job Asda. You should have never let her run wild with the lies about value items being removed from the shelf.

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Edited to add I mean don't give her social media work, as obvious Jack would never want nore be capable of a normal job in Asda.
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Why doesn't she use a shopping trolley, ffs? If you struggle to carry heavy groceries you don't care if they look stupid.
 
Semi_literate_bot said:
Sorry, is she trying to say that she carted two baskets around with her crumbly arthritic shoulders instead of USING A TROLLEY?

While scribbling furiously in her little notebook and adding it all up on a calculator? What a load of performative bullshit 😭😭💀💀
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Madness. I am disabled, dodgy spine, widespread chronic pain and even if I'm only getting a basket worth of stuff I have to use one of those mini trolleys so I have some thing to lean on. And I can never use the regular trolleys. I actually wait until a small one is available or go back later.
 
Also, why is she choosing to go to Asda at the busiest time, on the busiest day of the week? She doesn't work?! She could pop in during a quiet weekday afternoon, but no, Jack goes in her All Saints reject outfit (cheers @Valiofthedolls you're so right about Appleton look!) to take photos and act like one of the poors with her basket full of cheap and cheerful Asda value range.

Ergh, I take back my offer of personal dresser, Jack, you want to act like a twit? Well, look like one too.
 
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