Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person

[Lauradianalou]

She's reacting to a post which contained this picture as well as the 'friendly oncologist' tweet -

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Because apparently it's OK to cosplay someone having chemo if you are waiting for test results. And it's none of anyone's business that she shared this photo with all of twitter.

I've got 2 members of my extended family currently undergoing treatment for cancer, and it just sickens me the way she is using it as a cheap shot to get some attention. Because that's all it is with this one, attention seeking.

 

[bladiesla]

I also like how even with the dumbest of things like the water pipes, she can't just say: "That was a dumb idea", but she has to kind of blame her older friend of 42 who didn't clock it either.

 

[BogBogart]

Hi, new poster: the gas fuckwaddery was the final straw, JM is a complete moron and should feel very very bad with shameself.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

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HMMM; has the errant OH returned to the fold or is she in the process of ensnaring another, older, well-off male to free her from her world of grifing and slop?

 

[fondant_fancy]

I really dislike her hinting how important she is to Asda's strategy.
I'd have so much more respect if she brokered a deal with them to advertise on their behalf and got paid as a content creator. She's make decent money although know it could likely all go as wrong as the other big brand names.

Whatever did happen to the Superdrug partnership?

 

[jenny2603]

" So I've asked Twitter and you know they all fuckin' love me on there. I've just explained the kitchen will be used for shoots but we need to know about the gas pipes, before we start mucking about with it"

 

[BogBogart]

JM was an elite firefighter
JM thinks radiators have gas intakes.

 

[SendReceive]

Jack, your grandpa left almost 2 million pounds in his will and your dad's got a property portfolio. Pack it in.

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Opportunities such as “getting a job” and “not spending your entire life on Twitter”

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

What other things “tend to be more expensive but don’t have to be”?

Asking for a twit.

 

[Vinbisha]

Morning Three Tin Tender Ones.
I was furious about an hour ago as I was woken up by a wood pigeon bucolically coo-cooing outside my window.
I realise now of course that, like a feathery Lassie, he was trying to alert me to the fact a radiator chaos was underway.
Coo coo indeed, my friend. Coo coo indeed.

 

[bladiesla]

What other things “tend to be more expensive but don’t have to be”?

Asking for a twit.

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Jack's Patreon.

 

[Fruitjack]

in reply to the people can't ripen pears squig

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i mean, wtf? how? is the country about to have an epidemic of exploding pears?

But I thought poor people couldn’t afford microwaves or to use them?

I’m doing a Sunday grunk so no doubt already been said. (Pray for Mr F)

 

[BogBogart]

I think the 'chalky blue' 7 burner hob themself is talking about might be a Lacanche range, in Prussian blue: I would really love one of those but last time I looked, a 900mm 5 burner model was about 6500 quid.

 

[bladiesla]

For me, gas pipes jack is worse than bird glove Jack.

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

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ETA more of this tit

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They're called t

Ninnying

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Yeh right. Like she didn't spend an hour setting up and taking the picture and then another hour filtering the duck out of it. And then giving it all 'aw shucks, lil' ol me? Purty?'

Just duck off jack. I'm very hungover and in no mood for your shite today.

George McDonald Fraser was a disgusting misogynist.

Flashman books were good, though. Although admittedly somewhat problematic through a 2020s lens.

 

[veronica71]

I couldn’t comment on something in the previous thread, that I spotted, as it was closed, will I ever catch up?

danny Wallace and Dave Gorman, what’s the tea?

omg thank you for asking it’s driving me mad too!! Please spill the tea

 

[purpleindigo]

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Okay but who does their full grocery shop at the petrol station? Usually petrol stations are small enough with just a few necessities and a deli as that's what their customers want. There'd be no room for aisles of groceries. Oh why am I mithering, she's not doing any of this.

Also sorry to bring back the fugly orange trainers from the last thread but they retail for around €160 full price. Much poor. Go well, pals.

And their stock is normally overpriced, similar to express/convenience stores, compared to their standard/superstores precisely because of the higher cost to income ratio per square foot of the premises. This is high school economics, she is so bleeping thick. A nice jolly yellow poor shop for the povs.

 

[Tell.A.Tale]

JM was an elite firefighter
JM thinks radiators have gas intakes.

This has ENDED me. Along with how she’s trying to insinuate that she has had a wee nap over with a “friend” and they’re discussing kitchen renovations over their early morning coffee in bed lines of J1G

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Sorry if this is harsh (I’m not really) but I absolutely despise her. What the hell is she doing?

Spoiler: Potentially triggering

This cancer thing is abhorrent. My dad died very swiftly from cancer in 2018 (roughly 6 weeks from diagnosis) and my mum was diagnosed with it later the same year (thankfully she is ok now ) How the living hell can you tweet that tit to all her followers knowing full well that most of them will have been touched by it in some way and clearly not give a tit about how upsetting that would be for them?

She’s an awful, awful person and please, for the love of god, get this horror cancelled now.

 

[Pocahontas]

New thread!

Jack Monroe #377 What’s the point?

Congrats to @Valiofthedolls for the thread title, you win a new kitchen designed by Jack and her 42-year-old friend. Words spoken by Kirsty Strickland on Twitter, in response to Jack’s latest poverty playtime. Yep, she’s back on the £20 pound food shops from her happy place (Asda) and she’s so...

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