Jack Monroe #371 Veni, vidi, receipti

[Limey]

There are lots of media people to haunt in Edinburgh at this time of year. I think that'll be the main draw, this bollocks today is a desperate and doomed attempt to seem like she's in such demand she can turn stuff down. She hasn't been offered a thing and won't be.

Lets just say none of my media adjacent pals are hotfooting it to Central Hall to try and get a quote from her. The Book Fest only gets noticed if you have a serious name there with international recognition e.g. Chelsea Clinton, ex Prime Ministers, Game of Thrones bloke, that sort of thing.

 

[jenny2603]

She'll rattle that jar soon enough. It's like a compulsion or muscle memory.

Now that the evil trolls have destroyed my media career, I need help to support my vital work with the most marginalised people in the UK.

 

[mchops]

She doesn't need a fee for showing off because she is fecking minted from twitter.

Edit: soz

 

[Funsizes]

Can I just say how much I love when people call us Tattler. It makes me feel like a minor Royal socialite or something

 

[DinosaurSenior]

LOLZ good luck at Tollcross, pal. Many have perished.

When I was a student I used to live on the Meadows () and go to work on Gorgie Road, that junction nearly ended me many times.

Limey dear tender one.... That junction at ardmillan is like bucateni junction, or whatever that fancy pasta was

 

[Mrs Peel]

My recap is very short:

Scotland has been invaded.

 

[Edie Po]

Well she's got enough spoons .. don't know about eyeballs but her brass kneck is bleeping massive.

 

[here we go again]

Jack: stop trying to make Jack happen. It’s not going to happen.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Marking myself safe home from the carvery (not Harvester). Braced and ready. Over n oot

 

[Belgian Bun]

Do you think this is the point in the story arc when we find out there are two identical Jacks, like in Moon Knight? And neither of them has any idea what the other is saying and doing?

 

[Limey]

Limey dear tender one.... That junction at ardmillan is like bucateni junction, or whatever that fancy pasta was

How true. Its a miracle I'm not dead many times over. I used to have to walk home because I was, can you guess...POOR!

Couldn't afford the bus fare so walked home at 10pm every night, dodging kerb crawlers. Getting the £1.50 half pizza supper from my local chippy as a treat. Didn't blend it, pal.

 

[whereforartthoupumble]

This thread title is a stone cold masterpiece. Chapeau xx

 

[Justacatindisguise]

It's worth mentioning again that there are many, many creators on tiktok producing decent cooking/food content of every conceivable type, using theirs phones. Sometimes cooking one handed, sometimes using a tripod or overhead camera. Some of them have managed to produce books in a timely fashion too. Shocking, I know.

Or, alternatively, she could get in with the tiktok grifting crowd and make money through gifts on lives and battles .

Jack vs Elphaba let's gooooo

 

[EllaEm87]

Do you think this is the point in the story arc when we find out there are two identical Jacks, like in Moon Knight? And neither of them has any idea what the other is saying and doing?

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Her own serving here is the same bladdy size as the child’s ffs. The clues were always there!

 

[NellieBoo]

I'd just like to say as a softy southerner, it's one of my few life regrets, at the age of 50, that I haven't experienced a Munchy Box ☹.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Talking of stone cold masterpieces, this statue of Billiam Wallace caused outrage when sited in Stirling.... It was based on Mel Gibson.... Ffs.
Never take our freedom etc

 

[Ooointitot]

Well done to @Geetbo for nominating @Ooointitot 's title nomination.

OT but Ooh wot an honour! Thank you all for making a boxfresh Frau feel so welcome, you’re all funny smashers.

 

[NellieBoo]

Jack vs Elphaba let's gooooo

Or Mr Tryin' noo fings! Let's gooooooo. The Master Grifter. That I like to see .

 

[Edie Po]

See in Wicked Elphapa was actually lovely and tit upon.
She was wronged by everyone expect one person..even Glenda was witch.

Jack's nothing like Elphapa .. Jack's just a spiteful person who's never been told no.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'd just like to say as a softy southerner, it's one of my few life regrets, at the age of 50, that I haven't experienced a Munchy Box ☹.

Nellie dear heart, simply shake out the drawers of your freezer and deep fry the bits.... Et voila!!! Munchy box x