Jack Monroe #370 Fecks sake - take the day off Jack

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I’ve been busy this weekend and was hoping to come back to some drama but I think that the way Jack is ‘dealing’ with this really shows her lack of respect for her followers.
It’s like she doesn’t even give a tit, she’s not trying to defend herself. I know it’s very narc like to feel untouchable but this is just ridiculous.
What’s she even going to do now? 🤦🏻‍♀️
She’s going to ignore it, and hope it goes away. What other realistic choice does she have that is acceptable to her? I’ll imagine that it might even seem to her, and to anyone expecting a “MY NAME IS MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS” (I’m really old) style denouement that it might seem as if it does go away. Nothing gigantic and immediate is suddenly going to happen, nor ever was.

She’s definitely done a big tip jar rattle for the last time without huge pushback tho (I have to say that it still wouldn’t be surprising to see one final shameless successful ‘crowdfund a house’ push, however).

I think the story of Jack Monroe is, as it ever was, going to be a bigger salutary tale of how largely irrelevant latter day snake-oil salesperson con artists were able to make a fortune because in the wild west early days of blogging, unfettered social media, and traditional media scrambling to keep up, there they were, by accident rather than design.

Those days are not quite yet here for Jack, but I think sharks she can’t even see are sensing that blood in the water. Not that it’s even of interest to her while she’s still risibly focused on the wrong spite-and-slop filled picture.

Detached from all of her day to day nonsense, she’s pathetically small fry, yet she and the factors that enabled her and continue to do so are a fascinating case study for a maverick journalist, blogger or even non-honorary PhD student.

All that said, I wish she’d stop attempting to bleeping cook, STFU, and stop pretending to care for children animals in the meantime. Not necessarily in that order, either.

(Thank Space You Very Matt Much for being here for my Non-Jack Honorary Catherine Cookson Tess Durbeyfield Maggie Tulliver TED talk musings)
 
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These are the exact people who scream that Jack's allowed to have nice things, like diamond yachts. Bunions for brains


To this Antipodean, the greater mystery is why the UK use them at all. While I'm here, may anyone shed light on the habit?
 

These are the exact people who scream that Jack's allowed to have nice things, like diamond yachts. Bunions for brains


To this Antipodean, the greater mystery is why the UK use them at all. While I'm here, may anyone shed light on the habit?
It's such a UK thing. And I really cannot explain why, when I live there, I use one, and when I live here, I do not!

Such great points @Valiofthedolls
 
It's a bit like me falling out with someone at work and getting really resentful of Lionel Messi. Jack, love you don't even work in the same industry as Jamie. He's a businessman and a chef. You're having a temper tantrum in a bungalow for cashos.
Is Post #9 in a thread ‘too early’? Asking for a friend.

You're having a temper tantrum in a bungalow for cashos.
 
Jesus, I mean Jesus.... she's not going to shag you my fiends.... It's not like this current government haven't been doing a good enough job with the bankrupting job on their own, THAT MAN has managed to do it with one single episode of his show - well done son.


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I don’t know why, but I found something about this response “That’s not a recipe my friend, it’s a list of ingredients, by request” utterly chilling. I mean the words are fairly innocuous in themselves, but….

Yep, a lot of the (for want of a better word) rhetorical devices Jack uses are straight from the abuser handbook. “Point to me exactly where I said [xyz]”, safe in the knowledge that she used weasel words in the first place to obscure her meaning. Addressing one minor point to destabilise a valid argument while ignoring the substantive criticism. Getting personal and/or ideological when she has no comeback. Using people’s names aggressively (interestingly the ~debaiting~ sock also does this).

If she spent half as much energy learning how to cook or how the economy actually works as she does gaslighting she might actually have something resembling a career by now.

Incidentally I’m enjoying all the squigs who are newly horrified by Molly’s blog, because they’re still at the stage of “she has done great work but…”. Just wait until you start noticing this tit, disillusioned squigs. It’s quite a ride.
 
Jesus, I mean Jesus.... she's not going to shag you my fiends.... It's not like this current government haven't been doing a good enough job with the bankrupting job on their own, THAT MAN has managed to do it with one single episode of his show - well done son.


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More to the point your username and avatar combo are getting more of a response from my salivary glands than anything Jack has ever concocted.
 
Just wanted to address this from the last thread -

“Sorry to be a pedantic fanny but there's no such thing as registered disabled, we're not all on some big central list like sex offenders lol.”

Sorry, it did come over a bit strange the way I said it 😂 I’m disabled and it’s on my record at the doctors / hospital and I have a disabled parking permit (a blue badge). I meant this, not a big register of disabled people 🤣

I was wondering if she was doing a Jack and saying she was disabled like she said she was autistic (but a doctor has never confirmed it). I’m not saying she isn’t but she does have a track record for sympathy posts and fibs. I can hardly walk but I get people with a bad back saying ‘oh it’s like my bad back, I think I’d be classed as disabled really with that if I went to the doctor’ and it upsets me as they have no idea the pile of medications I take and the pain I am in. I’ve had people screaming In my face that I shouldn’t be parking in a blue badge zone as I’m not old enough to be disabled?! So it does make me think. Sorry if it came over a bit patronising anyway I know we’re not on a big police register 😆
 
Jesus, I mean Jesus.... she's not going to shag you my fiends.... It's not like this current government haven't been doing a good enough job with the bankrupting job on their own, THAT MAN has managed to do it with one single episode of his show - well done son.


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you know there’s often questions as to what it would take for this country to riot and why we just accept things getting worse and this attitude is why. There’s an awful cost of living crisis going on but rather than getting cross about what got us here let’s get cross at a chef cooking nice food when really we should all be quite happy to just eat slugs from the garden.

there could probably be more in depth commentary on that but it’s five weeks into the school holidays and I’ve actually spent time with my kids (looking at you Jack) and my brain is fried so that’s the best you’re getting
 
Jesus, I mean Jesus.... she's not going to shag you my fiends.... It's not like this current government haven't been doing a good enough job with the bankrupting job on their own, THAT MAN has managed to do it with one single episode of his show - well done son.


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Idea: Jack Monroe follows proper recipes (ie not lists of ingredients) originally created by proper chefs (evidence of ability to make a white sauce will be qualifier, therefore could include your Nan or my cousin who makes a mean cauliflower cheese).
Twist: she has to make every meal with a budget of 50p or less, can swap out any ingredient from the original and must leave out at least one of the listed ingredients as she’s following the method.
Jet from Gladiators to have guest spot talking about excellent nutritional values of said meals.
Lynne, see if Sue Cook available to host.
 
Grunking so apologies if this has been asked but do we know what her meeting was about from her tweet? I wonder how many phone calls and emails from family, agent, publisher, therapist she has received. Oh to be a fly in her inbox, phone, car journey home.

i took it to be a 12 step meeting. Just in case anyone dared to question her about the food (or anything at all really)she was ready to snipe back about recovery or whatever.
 
Grunking so apologies if this has been asked but do we know what her meeting was about from her tweet? I wonder how many phone calls and emails from family, agent, publisher, therapist she has received. Oh to be a fly in her inbox, phone, car journey home.

I think either AA, so she can go "and the horrible trolls aren't derailing my recovery, aren't I wonderful?" or there was no meeting but she's dropping hints about something for her leghumpers.
 
Jesus, I mean Jesus.... she's not going to shag you my fiends.... It's not like this current government haven't been doing a good enough job with the bankrupting job on their own, THAT MAN has managed to do it with one single episode of his show - well done son.


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What is wrong with these people? Jack can't cook. She's got worse over the course of her career, not better.

Fresh pasta is hardly a budget buster either. It's like $4 (£2.32) for a 600g pack of filled pasta here. Sure, plain pasta is cheaper, and is what we mostly eat, but $4 is pretty reasonable for something we'll get a couple of meals out of.
 
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