Jack Monroe #365 I suggest you delete your Tweet

[chocwaffle]

There's just no WAY her phone did that randomly in her handbag

 

[Incywincy]

To carry over from the last thread, meticulously timed? This from the woman who suggested you should cook sausages for almost an hour.

Didn't she also cook some delicate fish for about 4 hours in Edinburgh?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Don’t iPhones lock themselves?

I know you can turn it off, but why would you when it’s in your bag?! She talks total shite.

She’s going to wang on about pawning the iPhones and going back to her Nokia to play snake.

 

[ChastityDingle]

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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

The image in my head

 

[MooBelle]

Apologies to @GrannyOgg as I meant to reply and the thread closed down before I could.
Not sure if it's in the Wiki or media, but if you have the time and effort it may be worth trawling through the threads from about 2 years ago to get the tweets you need. Am sure the tweets will have been posted as Tattle posts and you can get them that way.
The person we are talking about (I want to say 'Lisa' but don't quote me on that because it was ages ago and memory hazy!) was apparently well known to Jack's mum. She was very vocal about the fact E knew she was posting here and she didn't want to upset her because she was a lovely lady and had been poorly recently.
Jack basically destroyed her on

 

[domeafavour]

So wait, her phone opened Twitter, found that one person's random account, and sent replies and gifs to three different tweets. While in her bag.

Right.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Give it a rest, Zoe Eccentricity. Also you still can't spell cannellini you utter, utter berk.

Traumy-B…my dear dear heart. I have a question - are you Zoë Bread from TikTok?! I read your messages and her videos as if you are the same person. I like to imagine in my mind it’s true, and if it is….congrats on a website that sells you an actual product. They’re fab!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

Curses!!!! You are far too early dear heart!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

So wait, her phone opened Twitter, found that one person's random account, and sent replies and gifs to three different tweets. While in her bag.

Right.

 

[A Bit Like Marmite]

That phone is more sentient than her

 

[Lazarus]

So wait, her phone opened Twitter, found that one person's random account, and sent replies and gifs to three different tweets. While in her bag.

Right.

Yes absolutely. Do you WANT HER DEAD???

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Was the meeting held on a bouncy castle? How would she send that many from a bag that was (I presume) stationary.

I don't use Twitter so could someone please triple test if it is possible to send random gifs from a bag. Thankyou.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Omg…but touchscreens only work with fingers…

SHE HAS CAROLINES HANDS IN HER BAG!!!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

There are so many steps involved in your bag doing multiple tweets for you that I am astonished the quarter-witted pillock can even manage it herself without adult assistance. Maybe the bag should be the new Caroline, turns out there's no need for hands at all! Praise beans.

ETA: @BeautifulTrauma I have no idea who that is, I am too old for TikTok she seems successful tho so is definitely not me.

 

[GrannyOgg]

Don’t iPhones lock themselves?

I know you can turn it off, but why would you when it’s in your bag?! She talks total shite.

Yes they do.
Posted from my iPhone

 

[Swisspea]

Oh no fraus. I just put my iPad down on the bed after having a really detailed call to my mortgage broker and when i returned it had accidentally contributed to this thread.

 

[jenny2603]

My first post! Discovered you all in 2020 when Jack was visiting the lovely independent restaurant Dishoom but couldn’t keep up with her chaos. It’s summer holidays so I’ve managed a quick scroll of most of the recaps and am finally up to date.

HOW can she expect anyone to believe this?!

This is worse than the time her arse ordered J1g.

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Oh no fraus. I just put my iPad down on the bed after having a really detailed call to my mortgage broker and when i returned it had accidentally contributed to this thread.

Was it really detailed because you had to send some pictures of your feet?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Was it really detailed because you had to send some pictures of your feet?

Did you have to show him any jewellery you owned?

 

[Mr Krabs]

My cat walked across my keyboard and accidentally opened a Patreon with multiple tiers. Now I’m getting thousands a month in my account and I can’t work out how to login and refund people.