Jack Monroe #357 Tom Kerridge Stole My Recipes

[Belgian Bun]

Jack sent me a Twirl in the post once so she must be OK.

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Nobody's ever sent me a Twirl. I wonder what you have to do to get Twirls?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Just wondering down memory lane...

Screeny courtesy of @Busted.

Is this the same garage CCTV, secure, alarmed garage that was burgled twice?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Nobody's ever sent me a Twirl. I wonder what you have to do to get Twirls?

Less than you'd have to do to get a cake baked for you.....

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Another thread, come on people slow down, give us a chance.

Shan’t.

 

[Geetbo]

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
Tell 'em you just invented bagels

I absolutely love it when the canal goes musical theatre.

 

[NellieBoo]

I'm absolutely GIDDY with excitement because I HAVE A FACE! And a rinsed hoop.

 

[jenny2603]

Nobody's ever sent me a Twirl. I wonder what you have to do to get Twirls?

Blow smoke up Jack's arse on Twitter. You'd really need to grovel your way into Comments Club if you want a Twirl.

 

[definitelynotvlad]

I love that she’s gone full bot farm & anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist. Perhaps she’s seen Alex Jones’ (not to be confused with Aled Jones) recent court appearance and thought “ooh gap in the market!” I look forward to her take on George Bush being behind 9/11.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Blow smoke up Jack's arse on Twitter. You'd really need to grovel your way into Comments Club if you want a Twirl.

Maybe if they didn't send all their money Jack's way, they could afford their own bloody chocolate bars!

 

[definitelynotvlad]

Nobody's ever sent me a Twirl. I wonder what you have to do to get Twirls?

DM me your address hun and I’ll ping you one, go well x

 

[jenny2603]

Maybe if they didn't send all their money Jack's way, they could afford their own bloody chocolate bars!

It's really one of the most tragic Tweets I've ever read. That said she seems cheap, I wonder if I offered her a mulitpack of Twirls she'd call Jack a no good, low down, hoop rinsin' harridan in return.

 

[Orphan_Black]

It's really one of the most tragic Tweets I've ever read. That said she seems cheap, I wonder if I offered her a mulitpack of Twirls she'd call Jack a no good, low down, hoop rinsin' harridan in return.

Send a chocolate orange. That'll seal the deal.

 

[NellieBoo]

I'm having flash backs to Mick Jagger and the Mars bar incident in the NOTW. It's all very unsavoury.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

ETA I hope Tom "Fingers" Kerridge becomes part of the thread lore, I've been having a little laugh all day today at the thought of him in his burglar gear stealing her recipes (those post its!) Maybe he helped LJC make off with the Brexit tins

Wait, could it have been Tom Kerridge who stole DEAD Grandad’s Le Creuset and all the “essential” papers from the garage too? Is Burglar Bill really…..Tom Kerridge?

 

[mchops]

I've got a few mamapapa council house recipes you can steal Jack

Ingredients
tit chicken bits( cheap as you can, drum sticks , thighs)
Tin of condensed mushroom soup
Manky carrots
Onion
Rice
Most important a massive bottle of tomato sauce

Method.
Get casserole dish
Chop veg, stick in with chicken
Poor tin of soup over top
Stick in oven for entire day while you work .
Ask kids to duck up boiling rice.
Warm cold rice under hot tap

Serve.
Kids add as much tommy k until the slop turns pink. Pull out grey bones of chicken and unidentifiable bits.
Eat in 5 mins, sod off saying thanks mum .

Hth

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Nobody's ever sent me a Twirl. I wonder what you have to do to get Twirls?

Rinse her hoop.

 

[instacharlie]

Just wondering down memory lane...

Screeny courtesy of @Busted.

Is this the same garage CCTV, secure, alarmed garage that was burgled twice?

I do find it odd that there are no reported burglaries in October, November or December of last year near the crappy bungalow. Yet the Police website is pretty accurate for reported crime when I've looked at local stuff Almost as if.............

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Messiah complex, kumbaya Jack is my favourite and arguably funniest Jack. Also rather apt considering her nonsense last night.
Having my own real life chaos so just catching up.

Squig, it's a very sad world we live in when JM is the answer.
M'lud, I'd like to dispute the probity of the above marked items. Thankspaceyou!

Praise hoops Judy has spoken.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Jack sent me a Twirl in the post once so she must be OK.

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Shappi is a dipstick anyway. Went on Danny Dyer’s The Wall and was abysmal. She can keep her Twirl.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

She’s so desperate for attention, I wonder if it stems from her parents fostering. I had a friend who showed similar behaviours and everytime she was a dreadful twit, she said it was because her parents hadn’t loved her enough (which was total bs)

Spoiler: Fostering

I’ve said before I think that it’s at the root of it. It can be very tough to balance the needs of foster children with the needs of the other children in the household, and I think particularly the attention seeking over medical matters fits with Jack feeling like she only got attention when she was ill and/or going GOSH to have the treatments on her birthmarks. It also explains her obvious resentment towards them and I think stories like the scalpel one. I’m sure the latter is made up but as well as making her sound “hard” the desired implication is fairly clearly that her parents weren’t paying enough attention to notice.

We don’t know enough about young Jack or Mr/Mrs H to know whether or not Jack’s feelings were based in reality, but it would explain a lot IMO if it’s what’s behind it.

Needless to say none of this excuses any of her grifting behaviour or her choices as an adult, plenty of people grow up in similar situations for a variety of reasons and manage not to be massive cunts- sorry, MancBee!