Jack Monroe #355 rinses poor people better than she rinses spaghetti hoops

[Lazarus]

Talking about changing her Twitter name to Dr Jack Monroe; before my time here didnt she supposedly send a message to someone asking for J1g and then say she stood on her phone or something before changing her name to something like XOORHMSIDH and saying she stood on
Her phone again?

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Hasn’t she sent off loads of job applications? So surely she’s waiting for one of them to come through. Or she could spend her Saturday taking her CV round local cafes and restaurants. I’m sure one of them would give her a job.

 

[Deeznutslol]

It was this screenshot, but I think that sock has been immediately cast into the great Sock Inferno.

We see you Jack!

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Has this since been deleted? Which account was it the dbaiter or another one of her many socks?

 

[tattybrogan]

It’s the absolute wankery of posting a misery moan about her finances, with a note at the end asking for donations, and then refusing to disclose her actual income!! People will question if you are a well known person pleading poverty!

 

[ishant]

Hasn’t she sent off loads of job applications? So surely she’s waiting for one of them to come through. Or she could spend her Saturday taking her CV round local cafes and restaurants. I’m sure one of them would give her a job.

I’m not sure I’d give her a job if I saw what a tool she is online

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Brandishing her pretend Doctorates whilst sneering at McDonalds and Lidl. Deary, deary me.

MacDonalds have great staff progression including supporting people through degrees!! She's such a bleep

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Hasn’t she sent off loads of job applications? So surely she’s waiting for one of them to come through. Or she could spend her Saturday taking her CV round local cafes and restaurants. I’m sure one of them would give her a job.

But she can't, she has to man twitter, all these people are making fun of her hoop.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Has this since been deleted? Which account was it the dbaiter or another one of her many socks?

Original poster kindly squigged the sock...if she's seen we caught it it'll be deleted now I'm sure!

 

[RamblerOfLandandMouth]

Hasn’t she sent off loads of job applications? So surely she’s waiting for one of them to come through. Or she could spend her Saturday taking her CV round local cafes and restaurants. I’m sure one of them would give her a job.

Pretty sure they wouldn't if they read her twitter

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

This thread is far too busy for me to speculate why Jack always seems to get the support of certain blue tickers like Nigella. George monbiot, Matthew Wright, JOB and a few others. Something I can’t put my finger on. Really makes me think.

 

[PurpleAnt]

It's a sort of... pie crumble hybrid? Looked terrible. I believe @colouredlines made it a few threads back.

Paging Jenny Numbers @jenny2603 who can really do pumble justice.

Mmmmmm sounds scrumbly

God forgive me for answering but here is the pumble.

Spoiler: The Pumble. Brace yourself

Pumble, 20p [VG/V/DF]

This cheeky little number is a cross between a pie and a crumble, a hot sweet pile of stewed fruits beneath a crumbly puff pastry topping. I admit to approaching my pies with borderline religious f…

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Oh help me Jesus!

 

[ChastityDingle]

Complete newbie to the JM threads. I kept noticing that the most thanked posts daily always featured threads from here.
I started reading yesterday and have been attempting to catch up by reading the wiki and the most recent threads.

So the work she boasts of is about things like rinsing spaghetti hoops before heating them. WTF!
And how has she kept this nonsense going for so long!

 

[bigmac22]

Jack can get a job with me - I’ve spent the whole week on Twitter and Tattle with all this CHAOS and got no actual work done, sounds right up her street

 

[moldwarp]

Hey who wants to cringe more than they’ve ever cringed in their entire life? I think I’ve injured myself. Send ambulanceos.

Being friends is more important than being right (according to my 5 year old, a conversation on the train about God and beliefs).

This morning's Conversation On The Train with my 5 year old was a corker. Friends will know that because we moved house at the end of the school year, my dear Small Boy now goes to school 14 miles ...

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NnnnGgggghhhuuuuurrrrggghhjbi can’t send you ambulanceos as my hands are clasped to my head to contain the cringe

Also I appreciate this is a minor inconsistency in Jacks hundreds of inconsistencies but I thought she used Pythagoras every day

 

[Cookiecookie]

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Oh my god. Really, this is your big clap back? An honorary doctorate? You sound ridiculous without the 'Dr-Dr' bit Absolutely thick as mince.

 

[PurpleAnt]

Far and few, far and few
Are the books where the Pumblies live.
Her soups are green, her hands are groo
And she rinses her hoops in a sieve.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Hey who wants to cringe more than they’ve ever cringed in their entire life? I think I’ve injured myself. Send ambulanceos.

Being friends is more important than being right (according to my 5 year old, a conversation on the train about God and beliefs).

This morning's Conversation On The Train with my 5 year old was a corker. Friends will know that because we moved house at the end of the school year, my dear Small Boy now goes to school 14 miles ...

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Jesus titting Christ!!

https://c.tenor.com/UOQ_LPMHCVAAAAAC/heaving-babyjake.gif

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Did she work for that or was it gifted?

I know someone with 2 real PhDs they don’t call themselves Dr-Dr. In fact she doesn’t use it at all! Wanker.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Hasn’t she sent off loads of job applications? So surely she’s waiting for one of them to come through. Or she could spend her Saturday taking her CV round local cafes and restaurants. I’m sure one of them would give her a job.

She carefully said she ‘drafted’ them. Did t mention actually sending

 

[Fitnessqueen]

The doctorate thing grates my mushrooms. I’ve just seen my son graduate (2 years late due to covid) with a maths PhD and he worked so hard for 4 years while also giving lectures to maths under grads and here she is boasting about being a doctor when she did duck all for it. I’m sure the resident Dr Fraus in here (I think we have some) feel the same way.