Jack Monroe #355 rinses poor people better than she rinses spaghetti hoops

[Django]

Hey who wants to cringe more than they’ve ever cringed in their entire life? I think I’ve injured myself. Send ambulanceos.

Being friends is more important than being right (according to my 5 year old, a conversation on the train about God and beliefs).

This morning's Conversation On The Train with my 5 year old was a corker. Friends will know that because we moved house at the end of the school year, my dear Small Boy now goes to school 14 miles ...

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Christ on a bike, Pythagoras again!

 

[Hollaaa]

Thank you, that explains a lot. It’s a potted history of the insanity. The one thing I don’t understand is “pumble”. Who or what is a pumble?

It's a cross between a pie and a crumble. Sounds like it might be a tasty carby treat. Not Jack's version.

 

[jenny2603]

Thank you, that explains a lot. It’s a potted history of the insanity. The one thing I don’t understand is “pumble”. Who or what is a pumble?

God forgive me for answering but here is the pumble.

Spoiler: The Pumble. Brace yourself

Pumble, 20p [VG/V/DF]

This cheeky little number is a cross between a pie and a crumble, a hot sweet pile of stewed fruits beneath a crumbly puff pastry topping. I admit to approaching my pies with borderline religious f…

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[MoreViolence]

It's the account that went viral sharing Jacks rinsed hoops recipe. They've had to lock their account due to flying monkey attacks.

No way! I was hoping it wasn’t that one. Was having a good chuckle before bed at that one.

 

[houseofhoop]

Hey who wants to cringe more than they’ve ever cringed in their entire life? I think I’ve injured myself. Send ambulanceos.

Being friends is more important than being right (according to my 5 year old, a conversation on the train about God and beliefs).

This morning's Conversation On The Train with my 5 year old was a corker. Friends will know that because we moved house at the end of the school year, my dear Small Boy now goes to school 14 miles ...

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But didn’t she leave school with no GCSEs

 

[Deeznutslol]

But didn’t she leave school with no GCSEs

According to her, she either left school with 4.5 GCSEs or none. We’re not quite sure

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Has anyone asked about the lingreenie yet?

Jack Monroe's 'lingereenie' pasta

The queen of budget store cupboard cooking is back and this time Jack Monroe is in her kitchen at home ready to show us a tasty and easy meal to m...

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[jenny2603]

No way! I was hoping it wasn’t that one. Was having a good chuckle before bed at that one.

Hopefully they'll unlock when it dies down. The last I saw the flying monkeys were going through their tweets and attacking them because they'd been to a fancy restaurant in 2011 so are too high and mighty for rinsed hoops.

 

[MoreViolence]

The reason for washing spaghetti hoops. Well. It’s some take jack.

 

[Lazarus]

Can a better frau than me bring over the tweet at the end of the last thread where Jack accidentally replied on a sock account rather than her own?

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Thank you, that explains a lot. It’s a potted history of the insanity. The one thing I don’t understand is “pumble”. Who or what is a pumble?

Pumble is apparently Pie Crumble that Jack made. Unfortunately it became sentient somewhere on these here threads and is now running amok, teasing the Walrux and making up dittys.

*edited because pie not pear. I am incorrect. Send the waaambulance.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I hope SB is with his Dad this weekend

I hope SB is with his Dad this weekend

I hope he has been there all week, bless him.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

According to her, she either left school with 4.5 GCSEs or none. We’re not quite sure

But she didn't use her 'degree' when doing bar work.
Spoiler~~she doesn't have a degree.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Tom Kerridge picking her brains for hours.

'Jack tell me again what it is exactly you do with spaghetti hoops'

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Can a better frau than me bring over the tweet at the end of the last thread where Jack accidentally replied on a sock account rather than her own?

Whoever that account is, they are watching over here as well.

 

[MoreViolence]

Hopefully they'll unlock when it dies down. The last I saw the flying monkeys were going through their tweets and attacking them because they'd been to a fancy restaurant in 2011 so are too high and mighty for rinsed hoops.

Oh a fancy restaurant, god forbid. While turning a blind eye to their hero’s ridiculous trinkets they own.

 

[Lazarus]

I hope he has been there all week, bless him.

One thing is for sure, the holiday money is being donated to a charity any day soon.

 

[LN1 Life]

Has anyone asked about the lingreenie yet?

Jack Monroe's 'lingereenie' pasta

The queen of budget store cupboard cooking is back and this time Jack Monroe is in her kitchen at home ready to show us a tasty and easy meal to m...

www.itv.com

I remember that. She came across as useless, stressed and rude. And the food looked tit. Why on earth do they have her on?

 

[Alehouse_blues]

Did she work for that or was it gifted?

 

[BlendedSlop]

Her absolute refusal to address the Patreon income is being noticed by more and more people.