Jack Monroe #348 The supermarket bit was sarcasm 🙄

[frankychester]

Longest tin rattle yet. Totally bleeping shameless.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

SPEECHLESS

I’ve screen recorded the whole thing in case she pulls it down tehehe but omfg

SPEECHLESS

Our Patreon script captures her subscribers every 10 mins, don’t currently have access to a laptop to graph it but will share screenies???

 

[skronkywildcat]

Well that sure was one long tin rattle.

 

[BlendedSlop]

It's just one long, self-indulgent tip jar rattle. She's apparently had to take the lightbulbs out, turn off the hot water and is gearing up to sell all her worldly possessions. Again.

And not even a mention of the 700+ mugs paying into her Patreon every month.

Absolutely bleeping disgusting.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

What a load of self pitying crap.
Let's all celebrate the Lionesses instead.

 

[Orphan_Black]

So Jack has to tighten her belt and flog her possessions, instead of getting a job?

We're all in the cost of living crisis ya prune. Maybe you should have saved for a rainy day instead of splurging your pennies away on needless tat. The only person to blame for Jack's situation is Jack herself.

 

[instacharlie]

34 year old woman realises that she has to live within her means shocker!
Just like the rest of us.......except we don't get a few grand a month free from Patreon.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Initial thoughts:

1. A big dog and a cat in a 1 bed flat???

2. Patreon money plus freelance earnings do not leave you on the bones of your arse every month.

3. Why buy tit that depreciates in value when you could invest the money?

4. Lights off very dimmed but it’s ok.

5. Poor SB

 

[Limey]

34 year old woman realises that she has to live within her means shocker!
Just like the rest of us.......except we don't get a few grand a month free from Patreon.

Honestly, there is no distance too great for this grifter to duck off to.

 

[Orphan_Black]

34 year old woman realises that she has to live within her means shocker!
Just like the rest of us.......except we don't get a few grand a month free from Patreon.

Exactly. Get in the bin with the self pity!

GET A JOB JACK MONROE.

 

[Joan of Narc]

The latest blog is AWFUL. How bleeping dare she. When so many people are genuinely struggling Jack has the absolute cheek to post a begging blog. When she pisses about on Twitter all day as a 'job' and spends money left right and centre on spoons, expensive haircuts, filler and luxury pets. Disgraceful.

 

[BlendedSlop]

I honestly cannot BELIEVE the audacity of her. At a time when so many people are genuinely worrying about getting through the winter because their living costs are sky-high, she's sitting in her palatial rental on Millionaires Row banging out this load of woe-is-me tripe.

 

[houseofhoop]

Omfg guys just skimming it but the cheeky bleep is pretending she’s skint! duck off! It’ll be the huge bleeping tax bill due to your excessive spending hun!!!

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I felt the same as I read through this article… rattle rattle

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

I'm about to read the bilge, but just wanted to say that I've added the Dramatis Personae of the Monroeverse to the wiki. There are some missing entries because I frankly can't be arsed, so if anyone wants to fill them in or add links, obviously do so.

 

[Funsizes]

I feel sticky after reading that

 

[Limey]

The latest blog is AWFUL. How bleeping dare she. When so many people are genuinely struggling Jack has the absolute cheek to post a begging blog. When she pisses about on Twitter all day as a 'job' and spends money left right and centre on spoons, expensive haircuts, filler and luxury pets. Disgraceful.

'I blew on my cash on sideboards, mini breaks, an unpaid tax bill and j1g' sounds less sympathetic though, eh?

Also, implying she'll be sleeping on a sofa bed in a 1 bed flat - SB doesn't live with her, she needs to knock it off.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I honestly cannot BELIEVE the audacity of her. At a time when so many people are genuinely worrying about getting through the winter because their living costs are sky-high, she's sitting in her palatial rental on Millionaires Row banging out this load of woe-is-me tripe.

All those books and she still can’t read the room.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'm not even halfway through but if you can regularly afford to pump your face full of fillers and botox, buy a pedigree dog, go on multiple mini breaks, and plan trips for you and SB, I can't even fathom the audacity it takes to beg like this.

YOU ARE NOT BROKE, JACK.

Also, Patreon, anyone?!

Shameless.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I love how she's just diagnosed herself as osteo arthritic now too. One and done imaginary physio session diagnosis.

This is the worse blog post ever, its so pathetic and wanting. Ergh. She is shameless.

 

[Pantomimehorse]

So she's going downsize to a affordable place for her means, sell off the large items she doesn't need and get a job? Errm good ? If you do I will applaud you for being a responsible adult welldone...


I mean we all know you won't do any of those things but still happy to be wrong