Jack Monroe #348 The supermarket bit was sarcasm 🙄

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Five hundred dogs said:
Ohh, I wonder if Jack is going to tell us she could have been a lioness but she was cruelly robbed of the chance by an evil PE teacher who told her she’d never amount to anything, and the big reveal is that teacher was Borbora!
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Jack’s like one of those really annoying, nasally kids with sticky fingers that your child insists on being friends with. And you end up having to endure endless play dates where he goes on about how he’s going to play for Arsenal and how he once did a million keepy uppies, yet fails to do a single one in the park. I appreciate this might sound a bit niche but I swear my son has been friends with like three of those little pains in the arse. Luckily, they do grow out of it.

Anyone else getting a bit of Rose West from those photos as well as Olive?
 
Mr Krabs said:
Jack’s like one of those really annoying, nasally kids with sticky fingers that your child insists on being friends with. And you end up having to endure endless play dates where he goes on about how he’s going to play for Arsenal and how he once did a million keepy uppies, yet fails to do a single one in the park. I appreciate this might sound a bit niche but I swear my son has been friends with like three of those little pains in the arse. Luckily, they do grow out of it.
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Jack is Mac. The sloppeth cometh.
 
DinosaurSenior said:
The celery trip to Edinburgh was the time she bought something like 6 pints of yellow sticker skimmed milk, 3 iceberg lettuces and...the ham.

We never did find out what she made with that. Thankfully
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Ceviche? She made wire wool fish after poaching it in its own defrosting juices for an hour or some horror. Although who bleeping knows? Could just have easily been anywhere. Lorne sausage Bolognese for the homeless, bad times.
 
HotesTilaire said:
Ceviche? She made wire wool fish after poaching it in its own defrosting juices for an hour or some horror. Although who bleeping knows? Could just have easily been anywhere. Lorne sausage Bolognese for the homeless, bad times.
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I do recall finding it quite depressing that she was in Edinburgh, home of awesome independent restaurants purveying delicious Scottish cuisine traditional and modern, and yet she chose a posh chain curry restaurant and yellow sticker ham.
 
moldwarp said:
I do recall finding it quite depressing that she was in Edinburgh, home of awesome independent restaurants purveying delicious Scottish cuisine traditional and modern, and yet she chose a posh chain curry restaurant and yellow sticker ham.
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I know, not even a tourist plate of “haggis neeps and tatties” tower. I love a bit of CeleryTown but doubt I’ll go back (the walking, my god) shame as I didn’t even eat my way towards Leith last time.
 
Mr Krabs said:
Anyone else getting a bit of Rose West from those photos as well as Olive?
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Absolutely, plus a hint of
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