Jack Monroe #342 Dostoevsky rice encyclopaedia

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Who the duck chops a load of carrots to then bag them up to eat as a snack.

Sounds like a waste of time, unless your in charge of a primary school class morning snack. She acts like a teenager and eats like a toddler. She's 34 and a supposed " lived cook,"

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I never noticed before as she got sweat patches. I think she has got her definitions of hot mixed up.
 
Soapy Dolphin said:
Right, it's a full roast with Yorkshires and hot hot hot hot gravy for me. 👍 🥵
Will have leftovers cold in wraps/pittas/rolls, smeared with bacon butter and slaw/pickles or stretchy hummus on the side. 😋
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I just spoke to my brother who is an actual chef in a restaurant and he said that he cooked loads of roast dinners yesterday. They were clearly Jack fans not understanding what to do in a heatwave.
 
Onestorytoomany said:
Who the duck chops a load of carrots to then bag them up to eat as a snack.

Sounds like a waste of time, unless your in charge of a primary school class morning snack. She acts like a teenager and eats like a toddler. She's 34 and a supposed " lived cook,"


I never noticed before as she got sweat patches. I think she has got her definitions of hot mixed up.
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I bet she actually does cut up carrots. Just like all the lever arch files and lists of everything in her food cupboard it’s busy work designed to make her feel like she’s being productive, when all she’s really doing is dicking about.
 
Soapy Dolphin said:
Has she ever explained the guide dog symbol in her Twitter bio?

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Most days, Janet, most days. :)
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1. She's claiming Content as some sort of therapy/assistance dog
2. She's going to develop an ailment/disease that requires an assistance dog. Like cataracts or something equally obscure that she hasn't already adopted
3. She got confused and just thought it was a dog symbol. Like when she forgot that the book about church Suppers that she read cover to cover was from America, not Eastern Europe.
 
The Jackolites on Twitter are still sending pictures of their lovely dogs in the vain hope that she will acknowledge them but this poor soul :unsure:
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Nottonightbabe said:
It's Greek week at Lidl from Thursday. What a shame Jack is only able to walk to Asda, and can't possibly walk an extra 5 minutes to Lidl. She would have felt right at home.
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How on earth is she supposed to get to Lidl you silly sausage?! Harold LEFT and took the big car with him. Besides, that would only remind her of the halcyon days and romantic dates strolling the middle aisles whilst being deliciously ordinary.
 
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