Jack Monroe #342 Dostoevsky rice encyclopaedia

[OwlRightsReserved]

Sigh, here we go frauen.

 

[TbilisiPeach]

Stretchy hummus is the new cheap wet ham.

As a vegan, I feel seen.

 

[Hollaaa]

But but but you are Aunty Lil

Anti lil.

 

[NellieBoo]

I’d like to see every cooking show work this into the intro to their recipes. “Alright mate, welcome to Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals. I’m going to be making one of me old standbys: a vegetarian moussaka. It’s simple, rustic and won’t make you vom or tit your pants. Jules hates it when I have mates over and we end up with Tom and Dick all over the place, so this is a perfect dish for those summer get togethers.”

Oooh. That Man has a new book coming out in Sept. It looks lovely. I hope there's a TV series to accompany it.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Oooh. That Man has a new book coming out in Sept. It looks lovely. I hope there's a TV series to accompany it.

Let's hope his done the industry standard number of edits then

 

[colouredlines]

I've been trying to think of any time stretchy could be used as a positive adjective in a food context...I've come up with raw bread dough and string cheese, a pretty vile combination that I'd definitely take over any of Jack's recipes.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

I have a suggestion for Jack for a hot weather can’t be bothered to cook recipe, it’s quite novel and I think people will really benefit from learning it. I take two slices of bread, lie them down side by side on a plate then thinly spread with butter (to make it vegan use vegan spread). Then I add cheese or cold sliced meat, some lettuce or tomato and maybe a savoury condiment to the top of one slice and put the other slice, butter side down, on top. It’s a fantastic lil sneaky sucky snack at any time of day.

 

[blurstoftimes]

I have a suggestion for Jack for a hot weather can’t be bothered to cook recipe, it’s quite novel and I think people will really benefit from learning it. I take two slices of bread, lie them down side by side on a plate then thinly spread with butter (to make it vegan use vegan spread). Then I add cheese or cold sliced meat, some lettuce or tomato and maybe a savoury condiment to the top of one slice and put the other slice, butter side down, on top. It’s a fantastic lil sneaky sucky snack at any time of day.

this is ridiculous - obviously on the hottest day of the year you slow cook a cassoulet all day long. What is wrong with you?

 

[NellieBoo]

I have a suggestion for Jack for a hot weather can’t be bothered to cook recipe, it’s quite novel and I think people will really benefit from learning it. I take two slices of bread, lie them down side by side on a plate then thinly spread with butter (to make it vegan use vegan spread). Then I add cheese or cold sliced meat, some lettuce or tomato and maybe a savoury condiment to the top of one slice and put the other slice, butter side down, on top. It’s a fantastic lil sneaky sucky snack at any time of day.

Thank you for all you do .

 

[HotesTilaire]

Why would anyone want stretchy hummus? When normal hummus is most definitely NOT stretchy. Why would that be an aim? And why would blended chickpeas and mayo be stretchy?

Only heathens (catering pack) put mayo in hummus. Has the excellent side effect of un vegan ing it

But you know how it is - when you’ve no oil but loads of gifted by hellmans Mayo

 

[Captainmouse]

this is ridiculous - obviously on the hottest day of the year you slow cook a cassoulet all day long. What is wrong with you?

Wearing your thermals of course

 

[Django]

CAN WE PLEASE STOP SAYING SUCKY SNACK?

 

[FeelingGroovy]

Deliciously ordinary, dry and hairy.

Also, re Jack's "picky bits" platter. It looks suspiciously like someone was dumpster diving round the back of the Shoeburyness Harvester.

Picky bits is how I describe my athletes foot symptoms.

 

[Hollaaa]

Riding around, grifting squigs
All whacked off of sucky snacks

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Wearing your thermals of course

Warbling to celine Dion and slinging tea bags into budget lemonade.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Sucky Snack and Munchy Bags are both fantastic nicknames.

 

[Mrs Peel]

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Sigh, here we go frauen.

I swear, all that hammock-lounging/pretend-working in the sun has boiled her brain.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

this is ridiculous - obviously on the hottest day of the year you slow cook a cassoulet all day long. What is wrong with you?

Something's simmering...

 

[Formal Chicken]

Thanks Vlad, showing us how Harold managed to snare Jack…

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yeah they’re actually Ancient Greek tho. It’s well documented that the ancient Greeks drank frappes served in braided earthenware. They were believed to be a cure for ouchy shoulders.

They’re actually modern Greek allegedly born in the 50s/60s when someone was stuck at work with just Nescafé, cold water and a milkshake blender..