Jack Monroe #338 That man Jack Monroe? Really

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
colouredlines said:
I think that Louisa kept the lines of communication open, so Jack could contact her directly (hell, when Peeky_Mink appeared, which was several months after She Left and before the Bubble Buddy debacle, Louisa followed that account on Twitter and even interacted with it).

Jack did a lot of performative drama after She Left, but without naming Louisa directly - she didn't need to, as they were still in contact.

I suspect that Harold has cut her off completely. He famously doesn't have Twitter so Jack can't win him back by dressing up as Barbara Eden in I Dream of Jeannie (his presumed childhood crush), naming her pets after his pets, etc. So all she can do is sadfish to the Jackolytes.
Click to expand...
Yes even though Louisa left she left the door open. I think Jack felt that she still had some control there and that her sideboard thot shots and Twitter dramatics would draw her back.

She didn’t establish that control over Harold and he isn’t playing any of her games. That narc injury will be needing lots of attention hence all the sad tweeting. I think that part of the reason he left was to do with Twitter, even if he isn’t on it one of her loved ones must have looked and had a word with him, and she is hoping word of her heartbroken state will get back to him and he will jump in his big car and come speeding over with some nightmeat for her 🤢
 
Jack and the performative family/pet stuff is boring so I googled the walrus thing instead. It seems squig has read Dr Susan’s book which reveals David Attenborough’s scams. The blurb has me 100% convinced she is a real doctor… “Dr. Susan Crockford is a fearless pursuer of truth in an era when science has been comprehensively falsified and the media corrupted to promote a non-existent ‘climate crisis”.
 
CF1CB63F-079E-460F-9F97-B67FC5252F79.png
 
Next up:
"Anyone who knows anything about animal behaviour, listen to this. I left a newspaper lying on the floor and Cooper did an oopsie poo on a picture of Keir Starmer. But was it an oopsie poo? He proceeded to scratch Keir mate's eyes out with his little paw! I'm worried that the cat might be a Tory 😳"
Reply: "Get some sleep Jack, you sound tired. Thanks for all you do x"
 
Elastoblast said:
A rock tumbler update from the Elastoblast residence. We got the bloody thing for the older Elastoblast junior at Christmas. Something I regret massively but he really wanted it so 🙄. In six months we have completed two of its four cycles because it's so fecking loud. It's supposed to run for 24 hrs a day for a week at a time. It's at the furthest end of the spite orangery (utility room) and I can hear it at the furthest end of the house. It's a horrible constant grinding noise and drives me barmy. I'm trying to steal myself to complete the process so Elastoblast junior can get his mitts on the "rock gems" within. A fiver says Jack gave up on the process long ago
Click to expand...
Do you have a shed or garage?
 
Just caught up. Were there only two veggies on that roast dinner? Why was the gravy put on the bottom? Where's the cauliflower cheese and stuffing? My late MIL always used to do ham, don't like warm ham, makes me gag. Any news on Patreon? I guess it's protected by data protection from an.foi request. Companies.house for earnings however. Has she said she's running for PM yet?
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top