Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

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Allotment rant
I'm just back from my allotment. It's looking particularly pathetic compared to those around me, and it was SO windy. Why's nothing growing!? I felt despair/rage. Poor Trifley D...it's horrid to think of somone stealing one's beloved crops. A lady at my allotments once angrily accused everyone of stealing her rhubarb, because she didn't realise that it died back in the winter and disappeared..
 
colouredlines said:
Given her love of lists, I would like Jack to categorise all products into OKAY TO STEAL and NOT OKAY TO STEAL.

I even started it for her:

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Ooh, I have some additions to the OK to steal list!
From Superdrug: anything you need for personal care.
From supermarket chains that pay their execs £5mil: anything?? 'Cause "duck them".

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I'm creeping in here gently cause I've been told youre all lovely!
I have a question about JR but for the love of me I'm starting to think I've imagined the following scenario because I can't find a single thing about it!
Didn't she at one point claim to be transitioning? Bought a chest binder and everything.
And then, nothing. Does ANYONE know if she ever addressed it? Or am I going completely insane??
 
theleagueofgentlemen said:
I'm creeping in here gently cause I've been told youre all lovely!
I have a question about JR but for the love of me I'm starting to think I've imagined the following scenario because I can't find a single thing about it!
Didn't she at one point claim to be transitioning? Bought a chest binder and everything.
And then, nothing. Does ANYONE know if she ever addressed it? Or am I going completely insane??
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Ring binders are the only binders Jack is interested in these days but you are not imagining it. edit changed to a better(?) link
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Jack Monroe On Coming Out As A Non-Binary Transgender To Their 6-Year-Old Son

'He’s been watching me gradually change his whole life.'
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theleagueofgentlemen said:
I'm creeping in here gently cause I've been told youre all lovely!
I have a question about JR but for the love of me I'm starting to think I've imagined the following scenario because I can't find a single thing about it!
Didn't she at one point claim to be transitioning? Bought a chest binder and everything.
And then, nothing. Does ANYONE know if she ever addressed it? Or am I going completely insane??
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She started taking testosterone and announced to the world that she was transgender and transitioning. Then she lost interest and became non-binary (although she is happy for she/her pronouns to be used) and now she is all over the place depending on whatever gets her attention at the time. I can't recall her addressing it via her usual turgid Guardian pieces but there may be others on here with better memories.
 
I'm honestly thinking of rioting if I see another holier than thou twit assuming that all theft is to alleviate poverty. You can spot the people who've never had very little and then had what little they have nicked a mile off. I'd love to know what research these poor starving thieves do to make sure the person they're stealing from can afford to take the hit. In any case, most crime including theft occurs in the most economically deprived areas and it's galling to see some lazy grifter in her £800,000 palace casually solving poverty with "let the poor rob each other": Patreon for me, survival of the fittest for thee. And that goes for all her stupid squigs too. SH1TTERZ.
 
jenny2603 said:
I'm honestly thinking of rioting if I see another holier than thou twit assuming that all theft is to alleviate poverty. You can spot the people who've never had very little and then had what little they have nicked a mile off. I'd love to know what research these poor starving thieves do to make sure the person they're stealing from can afford to take the hit. In any case, most crime including theft occurs in the most economically deprived areas and it's galling to see some lazy grifter in her £800,000 palace casually solving poverty with "let the poor rob each other": Patreon for me, survival of the fittest for thee. And that goes for all her stupid squigs too. SH1TTERZ.
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Jack steals off the nation by not paying her taxes.

(TeeMill shows that she's very happy to steal off a charity too, if the canal hadn't been on that, she would have pocketed the lot.)
 
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