Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author

[heretoreaditall2019]

she’ll have felt slighted by a neighbour today so has come to Twitter to make this story up to create mass outrage that they don’t want the imaginary debris from her tree on their (now molten) plastic grass or in their listeria ridden hot tubs so everyone can collectively shame them and she feels better. IMO.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Umm sorry you were saying a few months ago that your rent had bounced for 6 months running. WHICH IS IT JACK??


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Light repairs with SEVERE arthritis? Get outta here!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Hasn't Jack said before about how great her landylady is? She's now saying that despite living directly across the road she's never uttered a word to her.

So did Jack not ask for permission when she turned the perfectly nice dining room into a manky old shed?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

This feels like revenge for being asked to mow the lawn

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Wasn't she saying a while back about how lovely her landlord is?

 

[Veronicaaa]

So did Jack not ask for permission when she turned the perfectly nice dining room into a manky old shed?

Heh I said landylady. Just noticed, sorry.

 

[Dogmuck]

Jack: “ I’ve been a model tenant I pay my rent…eventually, when I’m not telling Twitter every few months that my rent has bounced for the last 6 months” Which one is it Jack, you pay your rent or your rent constantly bounces?
I’m a big tree lover but I hope the landlady is spite trimming the eucalyptus in preparation for the spite orangery she’s installing when Jack leaves

 

[usefullyuseless]

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! TERRIBLE COOK SAD THAT TREE SHE DOESN'T OWN WILL BE CUT DOWN!

 

[Ostapbender]

Why you fuss?
RIP eucalyptus
Tree cut down?!
Yes, hate this town
Oh no
My weeping eyes
Council picking on us
RIP eucalyptus

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Annoyingly didn’t insert the best one where she admits to being able to afford a £530k mortgage?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

How can someone be 'lovely' if they've >literally< never spoken to you?

 

[Dogmuck]

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Annoyingly didn’t insert the best one where she admits to being able to afford a £530k mortgage?

I know this is out there but, I mean, if I wanted an answer to a tenant/landlord question and my dad owned several rental properties, Id probs just ask him Jack

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack you don't think the private lawn tennis club might have some problems with the invasive roots encroaching, do you, you absolute idiot?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

She’s too poor to buy a house and now she can afford half a million? Ffs

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Lol x

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Unless it’s a protected tree there’s little she can do. Have the tennis club complained about it?

Also she keeps saying her and SBs home blah blah. I thought she was leaving as soon as possible (I don’t think she will btw).

And if you don’t want to create a problem with your landlord a) pay your rent on time and b) don’t type this tit on Twitter

 

[Skyfall]

Seriously. You signed the lease, for
2 years, your forensic detail for maths would have at the time told you how much you’d be paying.
you are such a flip flop muppet

 

[kachoochoo]

save the tree!!!

 

[MooBelle]

Who the duck chops spring onions with a serrated bread knife?!

Jack once said it was the only knife she used.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She’s too poor to buy a house and now she can afford half a million? Ffs

Also she's damned right that £800k is a conservative estimate,