Jack Monroe #324 How many times can one newspaper publish what is essentially the same bloody piece by the same author

[usefullyuseless]

Press pls don’t run this story - ok Madonna x she’s forgetting her 100% success rate and that she’s a poor?

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I dunno, maybe ask the landlord why it has to go? She's such a self-important plonker.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Unless it’s a protected tree there’s little she can do. Have the tennis club complained about it?

Also she keeps saying her and SBs home blah blah. I thought she was leaving as soon as possible (I don’t think she will btw).

 

[bladiesla]

I think it’s sad if completely harmless trees get cut down, however it’s none of her business why the landlord wants to do it.

I agree with the sentiment (I love trees, I really do), but there could be a reason and she hasn't even asked her landlady.

Are we going to see tree-activist Jack?

 

[Ostapbender]

I hope Jack climbs the Magic Eucalyptus in protest and just... never comes down

 

[StatusWoe]

A chaotic scattergun of shouty nothingness

I don't know if this has been said already, but surely a thread title contender?

 

[Dogmuck]

What with the cost of living crisis, I’m contemplating a bit of manual labour in the foot fetish departme

Press pls don’t run this story - ok Madonna x she’s forgetting her 100% success rate and that she’s a poor?

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No you have no rights, now duck off. Your entire house has been re-arranged 50 fkng times in the last 2 years. Your writing desk has been in several places so stop pretending your mental health hinges on a tree that isn’t yours. Your mental health hinges on your constant twitter performances. The tree that has been in that, crappy bungalows, garden for the 3.5 years you’ve lived there has not made not an ounce of difference to your well-being because you tell us almost daily about your bad mentals or other ailments. duck off being a nasty crappy little wanker.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Asking the press (who literally never cover any of her nonsense) not to run the story about her Emotional Support Tree?!

Very Patsy Stone entering hospital

 

[Veronicaaa]

Hasn't Jack said before about how great her landylady is? She's now saying that despite living directly across the road she's never uttered a word to her.

 

[trueblue222]

She's just stated that her and her landlady never talk. She's leaving at the end of the year. She has zero legal rights on this as far as I can see. It's not her property, she doesn't own it. The landlady can pretty much do as she likes unless the tree is under some kind of protection order

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Out of interest, has Jack ever mentioned the Magic Eucalyptus before?

She mentioned it quite a few times in 2021 and this was in 2020:

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Nap trapped hence these being chaotic soz

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Press pls don’t run this story - ok Madonna x she’s forgetting her 100% success rate and that she’s a poor?

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Adding “marauding” to the list of words Jack needs to look up. Hint: it doesn’t mean encroaching.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I hope Jack climbs the Magic Eucalyptus in protest and just... never comes down

Swampy Jack. They even share the same hairdresser.

 

[Toffee finger]

Why you cry?
Eucalyptus gunna die

 

[Veronicaaa]

Nap trapped hence these being chaotic soz

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Umm sorry you were saying a few months ago that your rent had bounced for 6 months running. WHICH IS IT JACK??

 

[usefullyuseless]

Hasn't Jack said before about how great her landylady is? She's now saying that despite living directly across the road she's never uttered a word to her.

She's a great lady who seems to be very supportive of JM despite the never ending bouncing rent but she's also trying to ruin JM and SB's lives by trapping them in a never ending fixed monthly rolling rental contract. Monroedinger's landlady. Dilly of a pickle to be in.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

The problem with eucalyptus is the roots spiral down very narrowly, especially if they weren't planted when very small. This makes them unstable and prone to sudden collapse which the landlady NOT YOU JACK would be liable for. It doesn't matter that it's always survived storms. The nature of tall eucalyptus is that one day they won't- more so than other tall tree varieties.

 

[trueblue222]

Very quiet and houseproud? The same person who said a couple of weeks ago that her OH was helping her de clutter

She's also said more than once that her rent has bounced. I bet the landlady can't wait to get rid of her

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

The mortgage advisor will be on the owl champagne when she brings up her bargaining chip of renting a property.

 

[HarryPotHead]

Sorry, she meditates?

My hole she meditates. With or without a magical tree, she's an online menace