Jack Monroe #318 I lie - for a living!

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Switchstreetz said:
Oh we have so many pictures of this kitchen to show you, but please make sure you're sitting down first

this kitchen has had many forms, most of them revolting
View attachment 1317837 qill start with the "control" this is as tidy as you'll see it
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She is determined to make the room as hazardous as possible for any organic life form which dares ventures in, hence the overstuffed shelves. Of course when one of her shelves collapsed, it was the landlords fault?
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I think this was during the denim Jack daily kitchen live era, featuring two microwaves stacked on top of each other
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Here it is during one of its most horrendous phases

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And here's the infamous rug during its stint in the kitchen 🤢
You've seen the cleaned up photo
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And here's what it allegedly looks like now
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I would advise looking away from the photo periodically and taking 3 deep breaths before returning to it if you are finding the image so cluttered it's stressful. Genuinely shuddered looking at it again I don't know how some of you can be zooming in 😂😂😂 at least it looks like she's added some support to the shelves on the left for all her tat
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😱 She has a Kitchenaid mixer - it looks like two or three even! I’d love one of those, but I don’t have a spare £200-£500 sitting around in my bank account! I want to be Jack’s version of poor!
 
MooBelle said:
Just to say that there is no street party registered in Big D's Road today or any day over the four day holiday.
That means there is no licence to shut the street/pavement so if any street party is happening it will be people on their own driveways or back gardens.
So just sitting in her mum's garden then. Nothing wrong with that but why lie? Why not just say she's taking the trifle round fir a bbq at her mum's?
Also, weather looks awful.
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Where I live you didn't need to apply for a licence this time, just email the council to ask for road closed signs.
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
She’s now being mean about the trifle serving 20.

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Doesn't all trifle look like a bowl of moosh when it's served up? It's partly what puts me off tbh. (I'm almost certain this will have been covered up thread but I have been BUSY out with my children because it's half term. You should try it Jack, they enjoy leaving the house occasionally )
 
Sorry I can't remember who asked for this but here you go.

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People-huv-tae-know said:
I think this was the for the guardian article going by the shirt and hairstyle.
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Also, had we seen this before?
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www.echo-news.co.uk

Author raises £1,000 in one day for Orlando victims

LOCAL artists have raised more than £1,000 a day with an online sale of their work in aid of the Orlando shooting victims.
www.echo-news.co.uk www.echo-news.co.uk
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I hadn't seen this before, good find.

Further investigation reveals that Jack decided to sell a topless pic for the Orlando victims. This, like everything else in Jack's life, led to online drama:

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She really is desperate for the world to want to see her breasts, isn't she?

PS another comment pointed out that the photo was probably taken down by a machine automatically detecting naked breasts. How undramatic!
 
Toffee finger said:
The road that her mum said she lived on when she was talking about trees is on the list I checked earlier
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Interesting.
I used the address from companies house.
The website I used doesn't have a list, it has pins in a map with what the permission is for.
It could very well be they are holding a gathering but they haven't got permission to block the road or pavement.
Jack had people imagining trestle tables going down the street with union jacks and bunting. They called the poverty princess to create a pudding fit for the peasants and she created the masterpiece of brown.
When in reality she has nowhere else to go other her parents' house.
 
colouredlines said:
I hadn't seen this before, good find.

Further investigation reveals that Jack decided to sell a topless pic for the Orlando victims. This, like everything else in Jack's life, led to online drama:

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She really is desperate for the world to want to see her breasts, isn't she?

PS another comment pointed out that the photo was probably taken down by a machine automatically detecting naked breasts. How undramatic!
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She is obsessed! She needs to get on onlyfans. There must be sideboard and slop fetishists on there.
 
colouredlines said:
I hadn't seen this before, good find.

Further investigation reveals that Jack decided to sell a topless pic for the Orlando victims. This, like everything else in Jack's life, led to online drama:

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She really is desperate for the world to want to see her breasts, isn't she?

PS another comment pointed out that the photo was probably taken down by a machine automatically detecting naked breasts. How undramatic!
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"I trusted you in the inner sanctum, whoever you are" 😆
"Newsflash, I'm selling it" 😆
Jack selling anything is never a "newsflash", she would sell her Aunt Helen if she had retail value.
Jack Monroe: Being a Tit For Hits
 
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