Jack Monroe #318 I lie - for a living!

[Soapy Dolphin]

Any updates? I'm ready.

Will there be a tour bus, a team, will OH drive her round in his massive motor or will she just get the train?

Had a patronise/patronize spasm. Everything looks wrong now!

 

[colouredlines]

1) January: the Rug in the kitchen

3) June: Hoarder's Paradise

So for the middle one...industrial wasteland with broken glass everywhere (April)?

Incidentally:

Six weeks ago she was too clumsy to have her phone in the kitchen, now she's got an enormous, extremely expensive computer in there. Great idea!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Christ, that font she used for her name grates my mushrooms. It’s so cheap and tacky.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Queen on fire today

Edited- I neeed to redo the screenshot for privacy

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Apols, am grunking 10 pages behind and a wee bit pissed so this may have been shared already but I saw the comments about SB’s dad and the name change. I came across two of his old Twitter accounts the other day and screenshot these from one account.

I def think he bites his tongue where Jack is concerned but I also think he’s a dick and not very bright. Much like Jack.

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Also grunking but it would have been very easy for him to get this reversed, it was probably never even official, just changing SBs “known as” name.

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

If the dad's not on the birth certificate you don't need his permission. Mothers can register the child's birth without the father present.

If married, they can add the fathers name. If not, he has to actually be present - quite a few choose not to bother, equally quite a few women register without letting the father know (either because DV so it frustrates any legal access to said child *as they then have to apply to court for a DNA test) OR petty.

*ETA - no idea what happened to my sentence there.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

If you make me a fanny cake then it’s a deal!

Done

 

[binkbonk]

I thought she had a toaster with patterns on it, not a shiny one?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I think this was the for the guardian article going by the shirt and hairstyle.

Also, had we seen this before?

Author raises £1,000 in one day for Orlando victims

LOCAL artists have raised more than £1,000 a day with an online sale of their work in aid of the Orlando shooting victims.

www.echo-news.co.uk

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

and she'd not dare to do it to their face

If I were in my hometown, and someone talking to me ended the sentence with “pal” I’d be assuming I was about to get lamped and ducking - she knows exactly how aggressive she’s being. However, it’s an easy word to twist into “Moi? Being aggressive because I said Pal? Never”. I can’t remember the proper word for it. Probably along the lines of gaslighting.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Done

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Right, everyone needs to get their pigskin hats for the big day.
I’m away out to look in some puddles for my Vivienne Westwood bridal dress!

I think this was the for the guardian article going by the shirt and hairstyle.
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Also, had we seen this before?
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Author raises £1,000 in one day for Orlando victims

LOCAL artists have raised more than £1,000 a day with an online sale of their work in aid of the Orlando shooting victims.

www.echo-news.co.uk

Haven’t seen this one before and fair play for the fundraising assuming the money went to the Orlando victims.

still waiting on the teemill extra donation notification.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Just to say that there is no street party registered in Big D's Road today or any day over the four day holiday.
That means there is no licence to shut the street/pavement so if any street party is happening it will be people on their own driveways or back gardens.
So just sitting in her mum's garden then. Nothing wrong with that but why lie? Why not just say she's taking the trifle round fir a bbq at her mum's?
Also, weather looks awful.

Jack didn't say WHICH street did she. Well DID SHE?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Jack didn't say WHICH street did she. Well DID SHE?

Yeah, good point, it could be any street where the family property portfolio is situated!

 

[Captainmouse]

First time poster here. As a researcher (not with the ONS, but still a researcher) I felt compelled to comment on the whole ‘mishap’ earlier this week. Misreading results to confirm ones own hypothesis is bad anyway but even dangerous when that misread is amplified by the press and having a following. This is even worse because she is essentially trying to fight someone saying the same thing she is - that any Inflation hits the poor more than the rich. Of course it does. But that she’s chosen to make a stand on the inflation itself being higher for the poor is just confusing the issue and its obvious she’s more interested in stroking her ego and proving herself right than the truth.

Anyway, apologies for being suuper late to this! I don’t know how much you’ve covered it, because working 100 hours a week I don’t get much time to read hundreds of tattle threads

This was brought up on newswatch, people accusing the bbc of misinformation

 

[Toffee finger]

Just to say that there is no street party registered in Big D's Road today or any day over the four day holiday.
That means there is no licence to shut the street/pavement so if any street party is happening it will be people on their own driveways or back gardens.
So just sitting in her mum's garden then. Nothing wrong with that but why lie? Why not just say she's taking the trifle round fir a bbq at her mum's?
Also, weather looks awful.

The road that her mum said she lived on when she was talking about trees is on the list I checked earlier

 

[Captainmouse]

Are we sure it’s not down the fire station with old chief singing the National anthem and declaring the pauper’s triffle the bestest ever?

I think going forward it should always be referred to as a triffle

 

[Switchstreetz]

Hiya, just come on here from the thread you accidentally posted on. We are dying of curiosity to see the "before" picture if you have it?

Oh we have so many pictures of this kitchen to show you, but please make sure you're sitting down first

Spoiler: Kitchen throwbacks

this kitchen has had many forms, most of them revolting

ill start with the "control" this is as tidy as you'll see it

She is determined to make the room as hazardous as possible for any organic life form which dares ventures in, hence the overstuffed shelves. Of course when one of her shelves collapsed, it was the landlords fault?

I think this was during the denim Jack daily kitchen live era, featuring two microwaves stacked on top of each other

Here it is during one of its most horrendous phases

And here's the infamous rug during its stint in the kitchen
You've seen the cleaned up photo

And here's what it allegedly looks like now

I would advise looking away from the photo periodically and taking 3 deep breaths before returning to it if you are finding the image so cluttered it's stressful. Genuinely shuddered looking at it again I don't know how some of you can be zooming in at least it looks like she's added some support to the shelves on the left for all her tat

Edit: and finally a chair!!! She can stop sitting on the counter now

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Oh we have so many pictures of this kitchen to show you, but please make sure you're sitting down first

Spoiler: Kitchen throwbacks

this kitchen has had many forms, most of them revolting
View attachment 1317837 qill start with the "control" this is as tidy as you'll see it
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She is determined to make the room as hazardous as possible for any organic life form which dares ventures in, hence the overstuffed shelves. Of course when one of her shelves collapsed, it was the landlords fault?
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I think this was during the denim Jack daily kitchen live era, featuring two microwaves stacked on top of each other
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Here it is during one of its most horrendous phases

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And here's the infamous rug during its stint in the kitchen
You've seen the cleaned up photo
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And here's what it allegedly looks like now
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I would advise looking away from the photo periodically and taking 3 deep breaths before returning to it if you are finding the image so cluttered it's stressful. Genuinely shuddered looking at it again I don't know how some of you can be zooming in

Very much like Allegra’s kitchen vibe.
And reminded me of people like Steph and dom from goggle box and giles and Mary. Basically ‘old money’
New money wouldn’t have that type of clutter. Everything would be sparse and grey

 

[Orphan_Black]

Oh we have so many pictures of this kitchen to show you, but please make sure you're sitting down first

Spoiler: Kitchen throwbacks

this kitchen has had many forms, most of them revolting
View attachment 1317837 qill start with the "control" this is as tidy as you'll see it
View attachment 1317839 q

She is determined to make the room as hazardous as possible for any organic life form which dares ventures in, hence the overstuffed shelves. Of course when one of her shelves collapsed, it was the landlords fault?
View attachment 1317840 q
I think this was during the denim Jack daily kitchen live era, featuring two microwaves stacked on top of each other
View attachment 1317844 q
Here it is during one of its most horrendous phases

View attachment 1317845 q
And here's the infamous rug during its stint in the kitchen
You've seen the cleaned up photo
View attachment 1317849 q
And here's what it allegedly looks like now
View attachment 1317850 q
I would advise looking away from the photo periodically and taking 3 deep breaths before returning to it if you are finding the image so cluttered it's stressful. Genuinely shuddered looking at it again I don't know how some of you can be zooming in at least it looks like she's added some support to the shelves on the left for all her tat

I bloody knew the washing machine had been moved! Thought I was having a fugue!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Womp! Happy platty joobs y'all.