MistyWindows
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She’s such a dementor I swear to god, getting bitter about a fecking trifle. You can feel the resentment seeping through that Tweet
Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur
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She’s such a dementor I swear to god, getting bitter about a fecking trifle. You can feel the resentment seeping through that Tweet
trueblue222
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She can crack on with her trifle. Like who cares who cares what her opinions are
She's a lefty socialist off to celebrate the jubilee? As you were daft arse
She doesn't have an independent thought in her own head. Sorry but if she's a poverty campaigner she might feel uncomfortable about supporting the royals
Nothing in her life is real she would tweet anything for likes and shares
She's a lefty socialist off to celebrate the jubilee? As you were daft arse
She doesn't have an independent thought in her own head. Sorry but if she's a poverty campaigner she might feel uncomfortable about supporting the royals
Nothing in her life is real she would tweet anything for likes and shares
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it quite the way I do
My trifle will be the beeeeeesssst
(on a loop in her head)
Into_the_tunnel
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She’s posted it 3 times the clown shoe. The final time she has scribbled out the cost and done it again.Costing and the stupid
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Looking forward to the recipe definitely being posted tomorrow!
I think a jackcident might be incoming!
Satisfying Click
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Queen's edition, peasant's edition? Nice
The woman who won the competition created what looked like a lovely trifle, how bloody mean-spirited of Jack, it doesn't need her bullshit costings and substituting ingredients with lard and brillo pads.
ChickenPorridge
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Save it Jack, your nails on Lorraine was enough to put the nation off ever eating anything made by anybody else ever again. Thank god nobody actually saw it 
Ostapbender
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Jack was born in the wrong family, so she was. It's basically Sara Crewe's attic in the bungalow, except more depressing and Cooper has eaten the rat
Into_the_tunnel
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Look at the grease all over the pages.
Into_the_tunnel
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Please don’t.
BlendedSlop
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If she serves it in a light fitting again (or perhaps an upturned chandelier, given the occasion) I will literally laugh up a lung.
Satisfying Click
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I bet there will be cat hairs in it!
Cack Conroe
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"One less bastard thing to cook from scratch" - the utterances of a supposed professional cook, cookbook author and literal food expert.
She does not like cooking. At all. So ungrateful for the undeserved opportunities that have come her way.
I’ll knock up the new thread if no-one else is on the job
NellieBoo
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Honestly, she is such a bleeping horror.
Jack. I will say it again. THE REASON THE RECIPE WON IS THAT YOU CAN BUY THE INGREDIENTS READY MADE. YOU CAN SWAP OUT INGREDIENTS FOR OTHERS. THAT'S THE WHOLE bleeping POINT.
IT CAN COST YOU £40 OR £20 OR £10. DEPENDING ON WHICH BITS YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE OR BUY. AND WHERE YOU BUY. FFS.
Jack. I will say it again. THE REASON THE RECIPE WON IS THAT YOU CAN BUY THE INGREDIENTS READY MADE. YOU CAN SWAP OUT INGREDIENTS FOR OTHERS. THAT'S THE WHOLE bleeping POINT.
IT CAN COST YOU £40 OR £20 OR £10. DEPENDING ON WHICH BITS YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE OR BUY. AND WHERE YOU BUY. FFS.
Sideboard Bob
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As an actual ADHD frau, duck all the way off Jack (sorry MancBee).
“blessed ADHD means I can’t focus on two things at once”. No, you vulture, ADHD means you focus on everything at once. It’s one of the main things of ADHD, our brains don’t connect enough of one of “happy chemicals“ and always seek stimulation, therefore, seeing EVERYTHING.
ETA. I’m really not explaining this well, sorry.
Into_the_tunnel
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Well a) they don’t work b) they aren’t tasty and c) you don’t use cheap food when you aren’t making performative slop (nettle cheese, 4 McPlants) so that’s a load of shite.
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