Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur

[hellosailor⚓]

Fun off topic fact. Here in the US of A they call swedes (the vegetables not the citizens of Sweden) rutabagas.

There’s a saying in South Wales where I grew up (and maybe other places?) that someone’s “cooking your swede” when you’re just AAAAARGH with them.

Anyway, Jack Monroe, you PROPERLY cook my swede/rutabaga. Which is about the only think you’ve properly cooked in your life, let’s face it

I see I've spelled swede like the leather rather than the veg I actually wanted to write turnips - I only realised quite recently that turnips are the little purple and white things not the big yellow things. Also I've oft wondered what rutabaga are and I love local sayings and dialects so thanks for all that! Send patron deets and I'll go straight in top tier!

 

[NellieBoo]

Don't you dare take that lovely woman's moment away by creating something awful. Don't be so bleeping hideous.

And one of the reasons the recipe won is that it can be made with shop bought and cupboard items. Also, it makes a huge trifle. Do not do it Jack.

 

[Smeghead]

Me an’ me Da and our Jubilee packet trifle. (With my most sincere and heartfelt apologies to any Irish fraus. Also to all members of B*Witched)

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Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
A trifle we will do
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
It will look like a Vindaloo
Nah nah nah

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Jack is no monarchist but she wouldn't be without them...

Ss: @colouredlines

 

[Cack Conroe]

Isn't Jack, who has mixed feelings about the monarchy, a loyal Queen's Speech watcher? Along with her Marxist multi-property landlord dad.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Omg that poor street party having to eat her filthy slop! On the bright side at least a frau will be born after the brief stint of norovirus

This comes to pass, when a Frau is born

I don’t know why I have Christmas classics in my head when it is LITERALLY a SEVERELY humid 35 degrees outside. If I I start on the festive Cliff Richard or John Lennon-os (sorry) please urgently send emergency Greg Lake-os and Frankie Goes to Hollywood-os to 1, Humid Street, Humid, The USA. Now duck off. x

 

[Pocahontas]

Omg of course. The “me“ turned into “us”. Yikes.

Plus she sounds like Mario in the first tweet.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

What's she on about? She loves the Queen. Didn't she do a puff piece on her when Carole Malone was AWAY? She's just not brave enough to say it.

 

[Ostapbender]

Jack is no monarchist but she wouldn't be without them...

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Jack Monroe: "I Think The Queen Works Hard"

Plus she sounds like Mario in the first tweet.

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Plot twist, Giacomo returns!

 

[BlendedSlop]

If this is "mixed feelings" I'd love to see how absolutely nauseating a completely positive op-ed from her would be.

 

[Pocahontas]

Jack is no monarchist but she wouldn't be without them...

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Of course! She loves her maj.

Jack Monroe #151 A morally destitute and blatantly mendacious fraud?

This is the photo for the telegraph article. Looks very normal. Not like long Covid. Hair length looks recent though... dunno. @HotesTilaire more about losing job with confusing time frames. If SB was only 6 months old she went back super early for a UK mum of a premature baby. Who dat? Wot...

tattle.life

 

[Satisfying Click]

"Me and me dad love a trifle" Cor, blimey guv'nor, up the apples and pears!

(Seriously though, can someone do a welfare check on Trifle Defender?)

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

She’s going to put either malted milks or custard creams instead of amaretti biscuits on that jubilee trifle.

 

[NellieBoo]

Is Jack the only blue ticker who hasn't said something to acknowledge our Queen today? And she's going to rip off the Jubilee trifle?

Alright Jack. Pull up the ladder .

 

[Smeghead]

She’s going to put either malted milks or custard creams instead of amaretti biscuits on that jubilee trifle.

And OH will declare it the best ever. But Da will say his is the best. Trifle awkward, much laughs

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Jack is no monarchist but she wouldn't be without them...

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Oh Marms, you’ve reminded me of this masterpiece from our own queen @Silver Linings

I honestly laughed til I cried at this.

Original post here.
https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...blatantly-mendacious-fraud.15665/post-3957372


ETA omg snap Poca!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Big maffs right here on a BH.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Costing and the stupid

Looking forward to the recipe definitely being posted tomorrow!
I think a jackcident might be incoming!

 

[BlendedSlop]

This sounds utterly disgusting already. And why the need to drop the bus fare to Sainsbury's in there - can't Harold give her a lift in his big car?

 

[Thank(space)you]

Me too. One look at those pics, and off I go to go see if my kitchen counter is tidy. Jack Monroe, the anti-influencer.

BIB thread title suggestion if not already nominated/too late