Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

[Soapy Dolphin]

How many ankles can one woman have?
She mangles at least one a week.

 

[FrumpyCat]

I was actually convinced Jack was RSM when Jack went on a rant saying “this is my story” when in fact it actually wasn’t. I thought she had logged into wrong acccount. I know she isn’t RSM but I like to amuse myself with it.

Bucket list news:

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So Harold has been told smol pixie can't move on to his sheltered housing. Or that's what he is telling Jack.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I was actually convinced Jack was RSM when Jack went on a rant saying “this is my story” when in fact it actually wasn’t. I thought she had logged into wrong acccount. I know she isn’t RSM but I like to amuse myself with it.

Bucket list news:

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Right a few questions
1. I thought she was tied up in some sort of contract with the not crappy in the slightest crappy bungalow what’s happened there?
2. Isn’t fell through a term used when purchasing a property not renting?
3. How do you phenomenally fall down the stairs?

 

[MeeShellMahBell]

£19 to enough to buy a house in a few days...

Amazing really..

I bet she's cashed in the patreon funds.. just let the build up for a couple months

I'm not the only one that can see the glaring contradiction am I?

 

[Cucumberthunder]

It’s a flat with a lift apparently. Back onto right move I go

Has to expand the search a little, but Zoopla comes up with three that mention lifts

14 Flats and apartments for sale in Southend-on-Sea - Zoopla

Find flats for sale in Southend-on-Sea with the UK's largest data-driven property portal. View our range of apartments for sale in Southend-on-Sea from the top estate agents.

www.zoopla.co.uk

 

[MsGilmore]

Lymph node infection, toothache and a dodgy ankle! It’s like Top Trumps!
Compulsive liars are never actually good at it!

 

[Amanda Lin]

I just had a mooch and this is the first one I could find that likely had seaviews from kitchen/3rd bedroom. Bit frickin spenny for a poor pixie!! https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123378794#/?channel=RES_BUY

Cant be that one because she isn’t allowed into Thorpe Bay, the tattoo sleeve police will stop her crossing the border.

And as we know she can’t lie.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

 

[usefullyuseless]

So she hadn't even viewed the property and is claiming the sale fell through...

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I'm sure it'll be an incredibly rare fracture that's tricky to spot on X ray

 

[Thank(space)you]

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OH Klaxon

Also, they don't have a TV, watching a movie on their phone is it

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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How can you watch Umberella Academy without WiFi? It’s on Netflix.

 

[Geetbo]

So she’s gone from not being able to afford her rent to being able to afford the deposit on a seafront property in Southend in less than a week.

 

[Bobtheknob]

C’mon Laurence, you must have read the wiki by now. If you out the grifting, cosplaying, con artist with millionaire parents we’ll vote for you at the next election.

 

[Mallerenga]

£19 to enough to buy a house in a few days...

Amazing really..

I bet she's cashed in the patreon funds.. just let the build up for a couple months

I'm not the only one that can see the glaring contradiction am I?

Especially with her tax record. There's no way she could apply for a mortgage.

So it's either another lie (a very nonsensical one for a professional poverty performer), or someone else is paying for it.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

OH is back. She's deffo reading here.

Also apparently security is one feature she was looking for...I wonder what was in spaces squigs box?!

 

[usefullyuseless]

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But she doesn't have netflix or broadband

Also, early night? Tenner says she's still tweeting at 1am tomorrow morning

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Omg thank god we still have Harold

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Also Umbrella Academy isn’t a movie, it’s a series. She’ll be writing to Mr Netflix when it finishes in 45 minutes with none of the plot points resolved.

 

[Dogmuck]

1. Is this where the Teemill money went? Maybe she’s a cash buyer
2. Poor enough for a Chinese…again!
3. Watching UA on your phone at someone else’s house Jack! Cos you don’t have a Tv or internet and that’s on Netflix and you only watch Netflix at other peoples houses!

Jesus Christ the woman is unreal