Jack Monroe #31 Grunka Lunka dunkety doo, we came for Jack but stayed for you!

[Silver Linings]

Mayo in a smoothie says the comments. Ooh chaps I should have chosen Boris.

 

[Toffee finger]

“Can I use mayo instead of yogurt in a smoothie?”

 

[Britney Spiers Morgan]

“Can I use mayo instead of yoghurt in a smoothie?” That has to be one of us!!

 

[MarmiteExtract]

I have Boris in one ear and Jack in the other and it is NOT going well.

 

[Silver Linings]

Jeez, calm down Olive.

 

[my_escape_from_the_ads]

One of the comments "can i use mayo instead of yoghurt in a smoothie" crying here

 

[The Devils Arse]

Who asked this?!!

 

[Yel]

"i've always cooked and promoted a mostly vegan diet"

 

[Pocahontas]

Low, low, low, low viewing figures ... 139?

 

[Silver Linings]

The comments are always so patronising. She’s a bloody professional.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Only 134 people. Not a great figure.

Edit: Oh, high five, @Pocahontas!

 

[Britney Spiers Morgan]

"i've always cooked and promoted a mostly vegan diet"

Subsequently followed by a swift admission that her attempt at Veganism was half hearted!

 

[The Devils Arse]

And who was this??!!!

 

[Silver Linings]

Houston, we have a rabid vegan letting the side down and making us all look bananas.

 

[Toffee finger]

Fabricating illnesses to get out of work, what a surprise!

 

[Pocahontas]

She’s getting bantz off her BFF Ruby now

 

[MarmiteExtract]

"I am weird, but I'm weird and frugal"

 

[my_escape_from_the_ads]

Trying to fabricate illnesses to get out of going to work mmmmmmm

 

[The Devils Arse]

Ruby woe is me is in the comments

 

[Harrybosch]

"i've always cooked and promoted a mostly vegan diet"

Jimmy?????