Jack Monroe #305 How incredibly, depressingly, tedious

[Bugger13]

Sigh. The Observer today View attachment 1267833 q

Good luck deleting the craven gloating before the case now Jack.
What a pickle. Hardly sounds like someone who’s genuinely concerned about their reputation being harmed does it?
Please let them have reported that she tweeted her PayPal link

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Look at how scared david is

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Because the donated books weren't paid for? The recipe cards (that I doubt exist anywhere near the millions) won't promote the books? The free to access recipes on the Guardian and other sites weren't paid for?

Free to access does not equal no money was made.

but that illegally photocopied PDF needs to go in the bin…

 

[MushyBeans]

LOG OFF TWITTER THEN YOU FOOL.

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She’s really laying on the ‘evidence’ to show how badly this is impacting her today isn’t she. Ugh. Send sympathios/financial reparationos

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Oh I love this. Portillo, Andrew Neil and Lee Anderson off their heads on Blue Nun hooting at Jacks crumpled bank statements and cackling "should have kept your legs shut, you tattooed slattern" before making her do a walk of shame through a crowd of disapproving posh white people.

I wonder if @People-huv-tae-know fancies making a GOT Cersei walk of shame with Jack as Cersei and Lee and the boys lining the walk

 

[trueblue222]

Virgin media have a tariff for people on UC. Think it’s 15 quid a month. Monroe was the person who tweeted the links to it so I had a look

Odd given you started this Jack. She’s had a taste of her own medicine this weekend and she’s not liking it

 

[proshootz]

Let's get ready to pumble
(Let's get ready to pumble)
(Let's get ready to pumble)
Watch Jack wreck her life
Watch Jack wreck her life
Psyche!

To be clear, I wish no harm on the smol pixie (even though she is vile) but it seems like self-sabotage rather than autism is her super power.

ETA: and she's made me google PJ and Duncan lyrics which is both hateful and triggering. Flashbacks to regrettable dancing and curtain hairdos

 

[Fitnessqueen]

How long before Coops is deployed?

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

LOG OFF TWITTER THEN YOU FOOL.

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If you had just STFU, even 24 hours ago, this would have all gone away and no one would have known that anyone said anything about anyone.
This is a fire of your making, Jack, and you have stoked it regularly and vigorously. Clearly, you love this: the drama, the attention. Deny all you like but it is your regular MO. We have seen it played out time and again always ending with Jack the uber victim. Twitter isn’t real life, it’s an addiction. Out there in the fields and the forests, by the rivers and the streams, no one gives a pumble! That cow over there doesn’t know who you are. She’s just done a massive poo and is feeling great (me too, by the way).

When you took a Twitter break (although there probably were sock accounts) I bet life seemed so much better…less fraught. Try that, pal.

 

[Amanda Lin]

Well Jenny, whereas you and I would probably check something like Clearscore or MSE websites to see the best deals available to us and then apply online, they do it quite differently in Southend.
All applications are done in person by lining up along the pier and the mayor walks up and down assessing people based on their tattoos. If you are deemed unworthy of your broadband contract he pushes you into the sea.
It's really embarrassing because people come and watch and they film it for the local news.

Once you have failed a public credit check the armed guards who patrol Thorpe Bay to stop tattooed pixies getting past the boundary, laugh at you and poke you with rakes. They shout “ Failed credit check “ at the top of their voices.

Send WiFi contractos

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

She is like some twisted, slop slinging reverse Robin Hood isn’t she.

You read my mind. A reverse Robin Hood.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She’s really laying on the ‘evidence’ to show how badly this is impacting her today isn’t she. Ugh. Send sympathios/financial reparationos

It's her usual pattern isn't it. Absolutely buzzing off the high of attention while she goes for someone on Twitter, really flaunting her arrogance. Then she gets some pushback, the high starts to disappear and out comes the bad mentals, victim fishing and wanting to be left alone. Every single time it's the same.

 

[RaeRae]

£10 a month is very cheap isn't it? I've been looking for new deals recently and no new customer offers are anywhere near that figure.

Maybe to make the router work you have to go on a treadmill and walk 20,000 steps a day and. This is where she previously managing that amount of steps at home each day

 

[OhhBacon]

The only reply she's received on this tweet. I fear her jig may be well and truly up.

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This for a thread title nomination.
It really is the issue in a sentence.

 

[Django]

Maybe to make the router work you have to go on a trail and walk 20,000 steps a day and. This is where she previously managing that amount of steps at home each day

I love this idea, Jack has the world's largest hamster wheel in the hall and powers her own internets by charging round and round like a demented little rodent

 

[Cack Conroe]

Uh oh Jack, what are you gonna do now that your going "pro bono"

You might have to return the grifter money to some folk

Edited to remove usernames

My prediction on Friday:

1) Bad mentals
2) Squigs asking for PayPal donations back
3) After a long time and lots of pressure, begrudgingly donating a token amount to the Trussell Trust, while hiding how much she received. [Pending]

 

[Jelly Bean]

She’s really laying on the ‘evidence’ to show how badly this is impacting her today isn’t she. Ugh. Send sympathios/financial reparationos

This is it. Backtracking massively after her unbridled shameless monitised glee of the past two days. Sadly for her she is as moany most of the time. She is always taking to her bed when things don't go her way on twitter.
Any decent lawyer will see this and wonder how this particular incident is any worse than her reaction to Tory lady having the temerity to post her tea on twitter

 

[RaeRae]

There are some discounts for people on benefits but you have to show that you are on benefits to get them

So she didn't fail the credit check but the benefits check because she scams off her followers instead of claiming benefits.

 

[jenny2603]

Once you have failed a public credit check the armed guards who patrol Thorpe Bay to stop tattooed pixies getting past the boundary, laugh at you and poke you with rakes. They shout “ Failed credit check “ at the top of their voices.

Send WiFi contractos

All the Thorpe Bay residents muttering "it's like Old Chief says it starts when you let the birds wear traaaaaazers and before you know it Vicky Pollard is trying to move into Thorpe Bay".

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[Pavlova]

‘The Summer of our DiscountTins’

Thread nomination (it's a beaut!) X