Jack Monroe #295 Yeah I already read that. Didn't inspire much hope in me.

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Bottom two are the squigs replies to Jack's Miguel Barclay comment.
God, she's so transparent. The squig hasn't mentioned her gender identity or her class and she's right in there weaponising her labels. I don't know what planet she's been living on if she thinks Jamie Oliver doesn't get any flack and lets face she'd never have had the balls to go after him if he was universally loved.

Still I live to help others, so I'll give Jack a few hints. JO and MB both make nice things that people might want to eat, sometimes geared towards folk on a budget. They don't scream the place down about their tacky drama, imaginary trauma and questionable diagnoses. Nor do they demand people hand over money to them for nothing in return. This makes them a good deal less offensive and annoying than Jack. If Jack wants a similar public response, I suggest she learns to cook, stops whining and gives up the attention seeking.
 

There is absolutely no way any day of Jack’s planner contains 100g protein. I’m a relatively seriously lifter and I feel like I am constantly shoving Greek yogurt and bits of chicken in my face to get to my protein count. If it was as easy as a couple of crappy bacon butties and an easy peeler we’d all be doing it. She’s absolutely full of tit. It’s gorgeous watching her twist herself into knots though. Shrödinger’s diet: simultaneously too difficult for anyone but the smol pixie to recreate, but accessible for all, healthy yet her teeth are rotten because she ate like this, completely nutritious and recommended by registered dietitians to their clients but SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS HEALTHY.
 
So it’s been decided then - not a meal plan at all, merely Jacks food diary for the week (performative lie diary I mean).

Not suitable for anyone else other than her and her apparently newly designated “problem with certain textures” son? The one that doesn’t eat many meals with her anyway. And where is the food she has eaten with the OH? Does all the food provision fall on Jack? Or can we expect asparagus and Waitrose cheese to make an appearance any day now (GIFTED! How dare you question the sanctity of the £20 Smartprice shop!)

Imagine spending that long on a food diary instead of just keeping a Notes on one of your several phones.
 
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