Jack Monroe #295 Yeah I already read that. Didn't inspire much hope in me.

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Inspired (or not 🤭) by a squig trying to nail Jack down to what it is she has actually achieved in her *checks notes* ten years of furious campaigning.

We now know Mini Cooper kitten was not for life and was just for Christmas. Despite Jack saying she had 'adopted' her.

Much confusion over this bloody meal planner. £20 can feed you well and healthily for a week, at the same time not being able to feed you well and healthily for a week. Poor Jack. Why are people so dense?

(Quick summary - didn't want to slow things down. I'm sure I missed many nuggets).
 
Apologies if this has been noted already (I’ve been BUSY with actual work not just ❄️ and tweeting..) but yep they’re generous all right. Keeping her in sideboards and spendy hats

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Thank(space)you said:

Jack Monroe #294 It's like 10,000 tweets when all you need is a life.

I can safely say that dish would delight my pet rats. ETA, if you want zero waste get a rat, they will be happy to eat rat safe scraps and no need to slow cook them 🐀 Haha. The peelings or the rats? 🤣 Only joking... X
tattle.life


I thought it has a haunted cursed hellscape bird app?
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I don't know whether haunted bird app Jack annoys me more or less than taps the sign Jack.

Anyway, in the last thread she still didn't announce which charity would be the second recipient of the Teemill fascist T shirt money, pay her taxes or acknowledge her patreons.

On the other hand, she also didn't show off any newly purchased ridiculous items so it evens out on the terribleness score maybe?
 
this thread title is my favourite so far!

as for the calories in the meals, she knows it would be easily calculated by anyone with myfitnesspal or the like (literally WHO believes it would take 8 hours?) so she obfuscates it by writing down the prices. oh how she does my head in
 
HotesTilaire said:
Ok so I think Lorraine Not With Lorraine have told her it’s all over, and it’s not us, it’s you. There’s a strong narc rage whirling like a cold dervish in Sarfend today.
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You could well be right. The fact she has never once promoted it (has she?) makes me also wonder if they had said at the beginning it wasn't a foregone conclusion all the segments would be shown, it would depend on the public reception it got.
Could even be as minor a thing they looked at the rest and her fingernails were bogging in all of them.
Awks.
 
Jelly Bean said:
You could well be right. The fact she has never once promoted it (has she?) makes me also wonder if they had said at the beginning it wasn't a foregone conclusion all the segments would be shown, it would depend on the public reception it got.
Could even be as minor a thing they looked at the rest and her fingernails were bogging in all of them.
Awks.
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A squig needs to take one for the team and directly ask Twitter Lorraine about it!
 
Thank(space)you said:

Jack Monroe #294 It's like 10,000 tweets when all you need is a life.

I can safely say that dish would delight my pet rats. ETA, if you want zero waste get a rat, they will be happy to eat rat safe scraps and no need to slow cook them 🐀 Haha. The peelings or the rats? 🤣 Only joking... X
tattle.life


I thought it has a haunted cursed hellscape bird app?
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It's a haunted, cursed, hellscape when she's being rightly criticised for her BS or pulled up on lies. It's a lovely corner of the internet when the squigs are fawning and the tip jar is overflowing. A then and now, of sorts, if you will.
 
Tell me you read here without telling me you read here - dropping Miguel Barclay in a tweet who’s been mentioned here lots of times

so to confirm she doesn’t help anyone but she’s single handedly saving the poor

her meal plans are nutritious and full of energy but also not healthy enough to live on

she can’t move because she can’t get out of her tenancy but is being threatened with it ending as her grass is A bit long

well I’m glad todays cleared all that up
 
jenny2603 said:
Squig automatically ruled out as a person worth taking seriously by the use of "full tummies". I cannot abide baby talk in adults, unless it's sarcastic.
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I’ve noticed recently that NHS information pages are using the word tummy and it makes me cringe so hard, even for serious stuff like cancer. Okay I get they want to avoid overly complicated medical language, but what’s wrong with stomach?
 
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