Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

[traumatised sideboard]

Congrats @Veronicaaa for your thread title, even though it was illegally early. As a consequence you don't get to sample my steampunk fizzy tea.

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Recap:

Jack has gone off on one, laying into a poor squig on Twitter for no real reason but it's ok because she's already declared it forgotten.

She cooked an absolutely revolting cacophony of slop. It included baked carrot cake oats and a pie using mostly pig bits with cannellini beans, topped with pastry apparently cooked over her dervish of cold fury.

She keeps trying to make cooked banana skins happen. They're not going to happen.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[EllaEm87]

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Oh boo fuckin hoo.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

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LJC there is nothing Jack already doesn’t own is there? Except ivy in a sock.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

LJC there is nothing Jack already doesn’t own is there? Except ivy in a sock.

She doesn’t own up to her lies.

 

[br2491]

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YOU JUST BOUGHT 25 LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

LJC there is nothing Jack already doesn’t own is there? Except ivy in a sock.

Can someone please try the ivy in a sock washing powder?

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

It might have been pointed out already, sorry if so, but did the person who tweeted about the Patreon say they were on the £12 a month tier?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Mmmmm…. Fatbergs

 

[EllaEm87]

It might have been pointed out already, sorry if so, but did the person who tweeted about the Patreon say they were on the £12 a month tier?

But most only pay £1

 

[Amanda Lin]

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Here you go Harold love, now you can scrape up every last drop of the slop

 

[br2491]

It might have been pointed out already, sorry if so, but did the person who tweeted about the Patreon say they were on the £12 a month tier?

Yup

 

[Orphan_Black]

Is this her full commitment to the Earth Day Twitter gig?

She spent hours writing up a food plan, probably putting people off with her dramatics, which she then didn't even keep to.

She then tweeted for her followers to provide tips on food waste.

I wonder how much she got paid for this absolute shill?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

 

[kachoochoo]

juice pulp? completed it mate. yum

 

[jenny2603]

Here you go Harold love, now you can scrape up every last drop of the slop

Harold, Harold why are you crying? It's only a spatula.

 

[YenE]

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At this stage I wish someone who ask about the OH, she’s like a child like a new toy shoehorning them into EVERYTHING!!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Appetising! Yet apt.

 

[JeanBurns76]

Has she acknowledged this tweet? Or any other subscriber that asks? Do you think this is being quietly ignored? She knows if she replies to this squig then other squigs pick up on it and will remember they also signed up for it and received nothing?

It is beyond lazy to not supply these monthly. She is so arrogant. She deliberately drops crumbs here because she truly believes she can get away with anything doesn’t she?