Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

[Cucumberthunder]

At least she is admitting using a filter

 

[Captainmouse]

This feels like a really odd thing for a father to text his openly gay daughter? Tbh even a weird thing for a dad to tweet a heterosexual daughter, “wants to marry you”? Yikes.

Especially as he is 91!

 

[Marj24]

Ha, she didn’t even make a mention in this article about the tweets:

Jacob Rees-Mogg posted his annual Easter wind-up and everyone fell for it

Tory Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg turned to Twitter with his usual Easter message for his followers – and it backfired once again. Rees-Mogg simply said: "Christ is risen, Alleluia. He is risen indeed, Alleluia, Alleluia." Inevitably, the roasts started to roll in on social media from those who...

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I am very pleased to hear this, yes she got some interaction with some very minor blue tickets (not unlike herself). Objective very much not achieved JM

 

[FridayFunDay]

I hate JRM, am not a tory nor am I religious but her tweet was beyond the pale

 

[Jelly Bean]

I hate JRM, am not a tory nor am I religious but her tweet was beyond the pale

It's the smugness isn't it? You can just imagine her typing away giggling to herself at her naughtiness and how her dim followers will clap like seals

 

[FlirtyThirty]

I thought her nose was getting wider. Is that a thing? I have a big squashy nose - I don’t have to look at it as I don’t selfie - but hers has gone from button tiny in some photoshopped pics to getting wider and wider.

Oh LJC maybe she actually is expecting. Nose growth is a thing in pregnancy.
Personally I think it’s the Pinocchio Effect from all the porkies, but you never know.

 

[hollowhusk]

What the actual duck?

So now she is instigating another pile on, yet again she has screenshotted someone's tweet with their name visible so her flying monkeys can descend.

I went and read Kevin the tories replies to his pasta tweet and there are messages there calling him a bleep, a dipshit and telling him to drink bleach. If she dislikes abuse on Twitter then surely it is wrong to post a tweet naming someone where you know they will be on the receiving end of it.

Smug, sanctimonious Christian Jack might be nearly as bad as autism Jack.

 

[Jelly Bean]

New thread Slop fans! Have a lovely day.

Jack Monroe #289 I see that Jack Monroe is doing her attention seeking thang again. Tiresome.

Thanks to @Brian Butterfield for thread suggestion title. Inspired by an exasperated Squig's tweet. We salute you anonymous comrade. We are all still reeling in the aftermath of Jack's shopping expedition. I hear you. But hold firm dear ninnies. This too shall pass. Highlights from the last...

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