Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

[BubbleDuck]

Our head rabbits have all hopped off
I choose to assume Jack scared them off with her facetune. Mithering ninnies deserve hats too Jack !!!!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

big dave says omg

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So is Papa Hadj OK with pimping his daughter to a rich old man (much as I like the Shatmeister) and is he saying she is bi/pan etc?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

big dave says omg

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Aw @FunnyFuneral ‘s going to be gutted at this, she loves Captain Kirk.

What a weird Easter from Jack.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Aw @FunnyFuneral ‘s going to be gutted at this, she loves Captain Kirk.

What a weird Easter from Jack.

Did think he was hilarious in Boston Legal. Denny Crane...

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Our head rabbits have all hopped off ☹
I choose to assume Jack scared them off with her facetune. Mithering ninnies deserve hats too Jack !!!!

I'm keeping mine, Isa looks well chuffed. Jack's horrible stetsons are no rival for our bonnets.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Do I detect a little sarcasm here?

 

[gimlet]

Do I detect a little sarcasm here?

This seems like it's in the same category as, "What a brave haircut!" and "I love how you just wear anything!"

 

[Orphan_Black]

Do I detect a little sarcasm here?

I'm still in awe she did this. I don't believe SB & BFF was there, but, Jack had the time to do that. Mx so busy and wants a day off, 20 hour days, never stopping the good fight had the time to wrap mother bleeping mini eggs?!

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Regarding that photo(shop).

 

[Sausage Surprise !]

I was there too! Amazing night. I love the Holy Bible too.

I do love Gold Against the Soul too and Gen Terr too though. Hard to decide on a fave!

I love Gold Against the Soul ( v underrated and emo imho ! ) Know Your Enemy comes a close second for me x

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Smol pixie big tory pinball wizard.

 

[ChactFecker]

Honestly I can't wait until she fucks with the wrong person and is kicked plummeting back down to earth, she is such a delusional cocky twit.

And also MegaLOL at the jumper photo.
"How man clicks licks does it take till you get to the original center pic of it "

 

[Wooh]

I'm still in awe she did this. I don't believe SB & BFF was there, but, Jack had the time to do that. Mx so busy and wants a day off, 20 hour days, never stopping the good fight had the time to wrap mother bleeping mini eggs?!

Note to Jack. It's 2022, and shops sell little chocolate eggs already wrapped in foil

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Mid Grunk but I had to get this out of my head while I'm on the bus. If Jack's OH is male, would that make her a has-bian?

 

[Wooh]

Sorry, I know I keep nominating them, but I see that Jack Monroe is doing her
attention seeking thang again. Tiresome surely must be the next thread title.

The only issue with this is that that is Jack's entire life, so "again" is superfluous!

 

[BlendedSlop]

That selfie is both hilarious and terrifying. Quite appropriate that she posted it on Easter Sunday, considering she's made her boat race as smooth as an egg.

So yesterday she was on the verge of a breakdown and felt "destroyed." Today her "basal emotional temperature" is that of a soothing cup of hot cocoa and life is as sweet and pastel-coloured as a bag of mini eggs. I truly wish I suffered from this peculiar variant of chronic depression and not the bog-standard one.

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142,990 unread emails and yet she still keeps setting up pointless new email addresses for each fleeting new project and whim. I wonder how many of those are decade-old Asda receipts and people wondering where their monthly postcards are?

 

[FridayFunDay]

She uses her mental health as a shield

 

[Captainmouse]

Isn’t Tin Can’t Cook the WORST of the books as well!? I am always flabbergasted when I see these squigs getting all excited about her recipes. What is it they are seeing!?

Once they’ve followed them, slop!

 

[Wooh]

Oh, this is ridiculous. Now she's spelling out other half while sharing a selfie of a goblin with a death rictus grin

A lot to unpack here! No need to, though.

I took a selfie, too. Apologies for my slightly startled face, I'd just woken up from a supermodel in the tropical lagoon snooze!

 

[Captainmouse]

The fingerprints are a conscious design choice. It's how you know it was made with love by a sweaty spite-filled gremlin with whacking great mitts

#thread title a sweaty spite-filled gremlin with whacking great mitts
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