Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

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Silver Linings said:
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She’s trawling his replies! (As was I).
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'Literally can't lie'....

Oh, that has had me 🦉 & 🍾 on my morning grunk.
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Now I need some inhaler. Send doggos, cattos and [checks notes] paypalos.
 
Oh she has given us so many thread titles, thankspaceyou Jack, we are not worthy.

Anyway, I’d like to formally withdrawal my insistence that she isn’t a 34E or whatever, having now seen photos that she hasn’t filtered and manipulated to look like a very smol lil pixie, she does indeed look like a 34E.

(She also looks like Ben from A1 with those curtains)
 
Froggies said:
Oh she has given us so many thread titles, thankspaceyou Jack, we are not worthy.

Anyway, I’d like to formally withdrawal my insistence that she isn’t a 34E or whatever, having now seen photos that she hasn’t filtered and manipulated to look like a very smol lil pixie, she does indeed look like a 34E.

(She also looks like Ben from A1 with those curtains)
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We are laughing.
 

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Directly encouraging a pile on of that squig is ducking nasty. I’m actually surprised though I shouldn’t be. She’s absolutely horrible. And you know she’d dine out on that for about a year if someone did it to her.


Ben from A1 😭 that’s Same Old Brand New You on today’s playlist.
 
We haven't had a classic 'into the night' chaos in a while have we? My favourite bit was when Jack said she wasn't offended or upset by the guy who said it didn't happen..........immediately after she'd gone for his jugular.

'I literally never lie' was repeated at such a high pitch in my house I think every dog in the neighborhood heard it and started barking*










*They didn't. It's a joke you see!
 
Peachy9 said:
I am an 'Essex Girl' 💁‍♀️ and she does not sound like anyone I know. I don't have a Towie Essex accent (I got told by my northern friend I sound like Jamie T 🤣) but I feel I can give an opinion on this.
Its a horrible nasal posh whinge, not an Essex accent.
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grunking so dunno where this will land, but babe, same! I’ve got a very Essex accent and sound nothing like her. She’s deffo more on the posh side, and then drops “innit” or “mate” in because she thinks it helps her sound like an authentic poor.
also, I’ve lived in a different country now for coming up to 8 years and strangely haven’t adopted the accent, and neither have my kids or husband 😂 we must be doing it wrong.
 
Froggies said:
Oh she has given us so many thread titles, thankspaceyou Jack, we are not worthy.

Anyway, I’d like to formally withdrawal my insistence that she isn’t a 34E or whatever, having now seen photos that she hasn’t filtered and manipulated to look like a very smol lil pixie, she does indeed look like a 34E.

(She also looks like Ben from A1 with those curtains)
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BIB. I disagree, she's more like Kevin the Teenager
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