Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

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Feck said:
Do you know what winds me up? The phrase 'certain corner of the internet'. Just say it Jack, you know you want to. 👋 👀
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I’m convinced she can’t enjoy her narc high from the squigs anymore, she has to try and generate discussion here for maximum payoff.

colouredlines said:
Jack Monroe encourages her readers to put sticky wet French toast directly onto the worktop. 🤢
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Because poors can’t afford plates 😢
 
Well I for one hope that the interview for the dream forever job is Loose women . Estimated fee of £3000 per show, and as they’ve been very vocal about how everyone on the panel is paid equally, Jack couldn’t pull the “ oh everyone else is getting paid ? I’m not even getting expenses, I’m just so passionate about issues that effect women” bullshit. Plus there would be a guaranteed argument every show where regardless of the topic, Jack would have personal experience of it , but obviously her experiences would be eleventified because she is a single non binary mama papa from a deprived background, bravely campaigning for equal access to value smart price snacks and lilac Mercedes.


Not to be picky but do onscreen “ talent” interview for roles ? Wouldn’t it be an audition or screen test , in tv parlance ?
 
lads I’ve worked it out , it’s an interview with Adsa !From thread 249-
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jenny2603 said:
Right I'm going for one of the following.

1. Guest presenter on Have I got News for You
2. Loose Women
3. Some reality bobbins (I'm including celebrity competitions here)
4. Antiques Roadshow (getting a valuation for her tired old tale of woe)
5. Bit part in Eastenders as a scrappy little stall holder who trips over an escaped sausage dog and is mates with Janine Butcher or whoever is in it now.
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6. Strictly Come Dancing
 
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I know I voted for CDWM as the secret thing but I really hope it’s Strictly. I know it’s so early in the year it won’t be that but I can just imagine Aljaz’s face when she tells him she can stand on her tiptoes for 15 minutes because she did ballet when she was young.

 
Into_the_tunnel said:
Mrs T went off with a banana, an apple and a vegan baby bel.

She’s just loving this thread atm.

😖.

Please let Jack be on MAFS Aussie. Please.
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Hmmm, they could be scouting her although filming is toward the end of the year. We've already had the lesbian couple marriage which fell apart within one day as one of the ladies got the ick badly.
Jack would get ripped apart by the women and ignored by the men, could be good for a laugh!
 
I can’t believe she ‘completed it mate’ to Nigella.

Why is everything a book. Whatever conversation she has about food ends up with ‘that’ll be in my next book’. Don’t food writers (I don’t include her in that) sometimes have conversations about food, eat stuff, cook things just for the hell of it.
I still can’t believe anyone else will give her another book unless they are contractually obliged.
 
On a grunk so not sure where it will land, but I wish my real full time job in the real world allowed me to ‘work’ 80 hours a week thinking what I might put in a bleeping sandwich for my next imaginary big book of slop. Jack would not last 5 minutes in a real job. Shut up Jack, file your accounts and transparently donate the profits of your ‘riot wear’.
 
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