Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

[sleepisforwimps]

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This makes me exceptionally angry. I don't get to pick and choose when I am disabled and add it to my Twitter bio, I am disabled all. the. time.

 

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[Veronicaaa]

Well done, Jack, for making twitter the most banal platform on all of social media for two days running. You should be so proud, it's not like there's anything else going on in the world which might be more worthy of discussion.

 

[Peachy9]

I just can't. This is up there with people feeling the need to tell you the dream they had last night.

 

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[jenny2603]

JACK FOR GODS SAKE PLEASE DO SOME INTERVIEW/AUDITION PREP. WE NEED YOU TO GET THIS TELLY GIG.

 

[MancBee]

Interview prep going well then.

Jack's applied for a job as a manager of a sandwich shop. She will use all the squigg's ideas as suggestions for new ranges.

 

[kachoochoo]

people's sandwiches are just getting grosser and grosser

 

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(I’ll do the new thread in a mo)

 

[EddieBeds]

Admit it - we all love Telly Jack. Jackovision.

Grunking but singing this to the theme of Chucklevision. Literally would be ‘to me, to you’ as you push the food back and forth not daring to eat it.

 

[jenny2603]

Jack's applied for a job as a manager of a sandwich shop. She will use all the squigg's ideas as suggestions for new ranges.

Fortunately this strategy means she will not got the job and the public will be safe from the risk of pineapple, corned beef and Marmite blended sandwich spread on white bread that has been sat on.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I am praying, I tell ya, PRAYING with my russell’s Joined together that it’s Special Advisor please let her be a SpAd it will last all of a month, they get fired ta will and it will draw all the attention of the press

Jack isn’t tough enough to be a SpAd. They are on a different level. So I too am hoping for this.

 

[Jelly Bean]

She probably genuinely believes all this sandwich nonsense counts as work. Especially if it is going towards her next daft book. She'll be sooo tired and poorly soon . Concerned relatives and friends will have to intervene.
Also, popular amiable twitter Jack couldn't possibly have failed to hand over charity money could she? The campaign for hearts and minds carries on.

 

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[Smeghead]

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Which one

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Maybe it isn't TV... Didn't she once say that she had a dream of having her own little, taverna style restaurant..? Pop up slop!

 

[PortiaControl]

Snout and germy! Ooh golden syrup sandwiches (oh god I have gone #fulljack)
There is nothing like the taste of them, again on white bread. I actually have syrup cos of pancake Day but I feel weird even using it nowadays, I don't have the best of dental health but the thought of eating syrup now makes them feel claggy.
Really fancy it tho ...
Yeah used to just do plain sugar sarnies, wonder why Americans joke about the state of British teeth?

(Sorry but any excuse for a Dwight GIF and I'm there)

 

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New thread (Bored toot toot)

Jack Monroe #269 The secret ingredient is … SPITE

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