Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi

[Django]

Go bleeping shopping then, you pointless oaf.

 

[Smeghead]

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Asda, Thorpe bay, freezer section ‍

 

[Silver Linings]

Dunno what this is in response to but if she eats black pudding I bet she’d love a horse.

 

[instacharlie]

Did Ocado not have them?

Jeez, so the kid didn't get pancakes for breakfast?? What's wrong with just regular pancakes every year? Who has time to run round all the shops (when they only shop in Asda) looking for one type of sodding pancake?

 

[jenny2603]

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Crepes aren't the only thing called tossers in the crappy Bungalow. Oh and Findus Crispy Pancakes nostalgia- how daring! Perhaps you could round off the day by asking anyone if they remember spangles.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Is there a word for the cringe feeling when poshos say “naughty” words and think it’s cool or funny cos “they’re called tossers in our household” is a dictionary definition of such an event

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[blurstoftimes]

pancakes: completed it mate

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Django]

pancakes: completed it mate

Oatcakes: completed it mate

 

[Five hundred dogs]

When I was a kid the fun of pancake day was you got to eat pancakes with sugar and Jif lemon for tea. I’d have been well pissed off if my mum had started arsing around with buckwheat or gram flour.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

There’s a live stream from the council of Southend becoming a city. My husbands just text me saying - imagine if they say next “And here is our city hero Jack Monroe”

As they hand her the key to the city!

 

[ishant]

Oatcakes: completed it mate

Welsh cakes too - good day for Welsh Jack to come knocking. Not on my door

 

[Django]

Welsh cakes too - good day for Welsh Jack to come knocking. Not on my door

Shouldn't we all have nice hats or at least a daffodil?

 

[Smeghead]

Why I sad?
Coz Peston bad
He say no
So no show go
No tank talk
No Peston stalk
So now I make
Peston pesto bake

Needed updating…
Why I sad?
Coz Peston bad
He say no
So no show go
No tank talk
No Peston stalk
So now I bake
tit pancake

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[colouredlines]

Welsh cakes too - good day for Welsh Jack to come knocking. Not on my door

Thank god Pancake Day has fallen on St David's Day, and we won't have to witness Jack putting a burned leek on top of her beloved bollock and hole bangers and declaring them to be her take on authentic Glamorgan sausages and anyone who says otherwise is a bullying troll.

(Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus to our Welsh Frauen!)

 

[Cookiecookie]

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Heron used to have them, but given Jack won't even go to Aldi, I'd imagine that's completely out of the question!

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's tweeting all this absolute shite just as Zelensky's giving his speech to the European parliament? She's such a waste of space.

 

[Silver Linings]