Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi

[Onestorytoomany]

It’s weird to think that as we speak, (if Jack actually did email it when she got home), Jack‘s publisher is looking at 95% of the manuscript of THE long awaited, #Jackshacks tips book. I’m slightly jealous.

I do hope she bought a brand new big red marker pen for the occasion!

 

[Cariad]

What happened to her poverty T shirts?....are they still a thing sorry if I've missed the update but I've been MIA on the Alice Evans pages!

 

[Awful]

Rankin is married. Has a disabled son and does a lot of work regarding that. Defo not him.

 

[SmokesignallingMrDiabetes]

I’m waiting for her to visit those poor bastards hiding in the underground stations in the Ukraine, so she can hand out her books on a shoestring budget and become their saviour.

 

[HotesTilaire]

My WiFi has LEFT and I was bereft
I too cry, coz no wifi
A glimpse of the Plumquat
Can’t see what the Jacktionary’s got
I cry too
No wifi

 

[StringyMango]

@Shawads
Spot on with description of the other place.
Much more fun here! #dontlookback

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

What happened to her poverty T shirts?....are they still a thing sorry if I've missed the update but I've been MIA on the Alice Evans pages!

Jack has removed the link from her Twitter bio but I think the items are still for sale:

EVERYTHING

by Jack Monroe.

jackmonroe.teemill.com

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Jack has removed the link from her Twitter bio but I think the items are still for sale:

EVERYTHING

by Jack Monroe.

jackmonroe.teemill.com

I thing the term “everything” contravenes the trade descriptions act.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Dead @ plumquat ⚰ I'll post you some wi-fi Hotes. DM me your address so I can print it out and put it in a lever arch file for some burglars to steal before the ICO can catch up to me.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

My WiFi has LEFT and I was bereft
I too cry, coz no wifi
A glimpse of the Plumquat
Can’t see what the Jacktionary’s got
I cry too
No wifi

“Plumquat” Hello lurkers, here’s a great username!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

“Plumquat” Hello lurkers, here’s a great username!

Do you think if I ask nicely I could change my username?

 

[Alansbigplate]

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Plumquat! The sad thing is I have a box of hair dye almost the same colour as plumquat which I was going to do this weekend if I'm well enough. Think I'll leave it a bit longer though...

 

[HotesTilaire]

That base red tone isn’t the same as the red in the plum/purple dyes, she’s talking shite as per usual. And it’s very shiny compared to the thatched roof she was wearing the other day. I reckon she just whacked a brown on, it’s gone khaki (as it does) so she’s had to add the red. She’s had dyed red before, you would think she’d know it both fades fast and also never really leaves.
Anyway it’s a massive improvement, just needs a decent cut. I read straight bobs are back, messy mullets and mixie pixies are out.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Spoiler: Filth

Krankies chat. It is rumoured that, when caught in a dressing room with 2 men, Janette Krankie turned round and said ", oops! aren't i such a terrible flirt!?". That always made me laugh

 

[EddieBeds]

Vlad clearly still has a sense of humour…he’s got you covered @StringyMango for your eye test.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

We haven't missed this announcement, have we?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

One of the things I don't get about Jack's 'Autism' is the sheer number of changes she can cope with.
As Temple Grandin said, "Autism is an extremely variable disorder" but nearly everyone I have met and myself especially, find even the smallest changes extremely upsetting.
I couldn't keep changing my hair colour and style. Going to the Hairdresser is quite overwhelming for me.
I couldn't keep rearranging the house and kitchen.
I can instantly tell if my chair has moved a millimetre.
Anyway.. That's all.

 

[Orphan_Black]

We haven't missed this announcement, have we?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Neither can we, Squig. Neither can we.