Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser

Does Jack eat the slop?

  • Yes, absolutely x

    Votes: 34 12.8%
  • Nah, pal

    Votes: 232 87.2%

  • Total voters
    266
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meat free alternative to… chicken and black pudding? Have an apple, you absolute idiot.
 
Let's not forget the teething necklace 😂

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"Over the next couple of days I will have NEWS about exactly what is about to happen - there are some serious offers on the table but I think I want to establish my own show, in my own way, using everything I've learned over the last few weeks - and riding this wave of tiny seeds of confidence that this team, and you my lovely flowers, have fed and watered and are watching grow"

(When was this?!)

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meat free alternative to… chicken and black pudding? Have an apple, you absolute idiot.
What is wrong with these people? Gee, if only there was a thing called a search engine, maybe we could call it something like Google and you could type stuff in like vegetarian/vegan chicken and vegetarian/vegan black pudding and get loads of results. This "notice me St Jack" nonsense has to stop.
 
That's nice of Jack to explain her booking fees, could we see how you pay your taxes, love?!

I went to a exhibition years ago about food production. One item was veggie black pudding. In the video, you got to see these really happy piggies, living a great life, and once a week they gave blood. You could see in the video the pigs were fine with all this. The blood was then made into black puddings. The creators claim it's vegetarian, which technically yeah, it is. It's effectively no different to milk or eggs at this point. However, my head just can't even.

I saw this about 4 years ago, and still the idea of veggie black pudding haunts me with it's technicalities. It is but it isn't! (Needed to share as I find the concept so bizarre!)
 
I wish I was more witty, but all I ever have to say when I see things like this is 'I hate her'. She sucks and I am sure she knows exactly what she is doing.
Same. I have to read the threads in smol pixie sized chunks so my rage doesn’t get out of control and my overriding thoughts are always three fold.
1) how the fuck does she keep getting away with her bullshit?
2) why won’t she just fuck off?
3) she’s a cunt.
 
Are those double Mr Raas perched on top of an unmade bed her heavy-handed hint that she enjoyed some jiggy jiggy with the owner of Mr Raa’s bro?
Now, who else on this fair earth would own such a soft toy?
The boy done good 🤢

caveat: I really don’t give two black pudding nuggets what she’s up to, but her hints are très pathétique.
 
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