Jack Monroe #252 Dead People Can’t Find Apostrophes

[Clovis]

Jesus on the cross, I step away to enjoy some Pokémon and a new episode of Drag Race and I've come back to a full on chaos with a side of tit show.

She's exhausting.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

So she went viral over her assertion that supermarkets are starving the poor to increase their profits, and now she's released her own merchandise and some of the profits will maybe go to a food bank.

duck me sideways. I want to shake the duck out of middle class idiot Twitter.

Jack, if you're associated with The Trussel Trust, and we now know how much you make on Patreon, maybe use your increased following to ask people to help them directly instead of chucking them whatever is left after you've skimmed your 'share' off the top.

Weapons grade hole.

She is a true Jackarse.

 

[Silver Linings]

Spoiler: AA stuff

 

[Eurgh]

She’s totally lost the run of herself.

 

[jenny2603]

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Christ! Imagine being in recovery and being confronted with Jack droning on about how totes amazeballs she is.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[bladiesla]

duck off jack, you did not invent the Eton Mess Joke about this government. Get fucked. (Apologies if this was already posted, I speed grunked and might have missed it)

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

£25k in 8 hours. OK.

That's 1000 overpriced t-shirts destined for landfill. And £ 20,000 that could have gone directly to foodbanks. I despair.

 

[PsychicCaramel]

Imagine these people in a few years' time, opening their wardrobe and seeing their old Jack Monroe riot t shirt. The shame. The embarrassment.

Remember when charity wristbands were a thing? I had a few including the trendsetter Make Poverty History one (spoiler - poverty still exists). Of course I was about sixteen at the time so I had an excuse. The twitterati clamouring for these stupid shirts are just fully grown idiots.

 

[bladiesla]

Is she just going to look at pics from recent protests and slam whatever she sees on a protest sign on a tote bag no one needs (everyone already has a tote bag, just donate the money directly to whatever cause) AND sign it Jack Monroe? Grifters gonna grift.

 

[skronkywildcat]

I can only remember one Latin word - Furcifer.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Was it last month all donations to TT were matched or this month?

Also, is it wrong that I kind of hope the right-wing MAGA nutters appropriate this and her name is forever associated with the type of person who would storm the Capitol?

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s deleted the main share tweet.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Don't think that just because you've stopped slinging slop the onion police have given up with their investigation, Jack.

(sorry Hotes please don't have nightmares)

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She’s deleted the main share tweet.

Probs found out it’s actually called a chair & the fact she didn’t know this suggests it never happened?

 

[kachoochoo]

sorry, I've got a bit to grunk and I wanted to do another and I actually hate the teemill site now. if it got complicated for me, how the duck did jack navigate it?

 

[colouredlines]

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But she misses possessive apostrophes all the bleeping time! Grammar Jack can absolutely get fucked. She knows even less about the English language than she does about making a roux.

 

[jenny2603]

Was it last month all donations to TT were matched or this month?

Also, is it wrong that I kind of hope the right-wing MAGA nutters appropriate this and her name is forever associated with the type of person who would storm the Capitol?

The evil side of me is trying to use telepathy to get Katie Hopkins to buy one and be photographed in it.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Don't fall down THAT rabbithole, Dear Heart, I am still tumbling, waiting for those bloody ten years of receipts (such an easy thing to prove arrrrrgh!).

There are no receipts. Receipts don't exist. Is receipt even a real word at this point?

We are in a post-receipts world now!

 

[Orphan_Black]

We are in a post-receipts world now!

A true paperless society.