Jack Monroe #232 Griftmas time, rattle tin and whine

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skronkywildcat said:
I really don’t get what’s meant to be healthy about the pudding either.
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I thought that the first version, the one with prunes, had no sugar. I think the second version - with the prunes now relabelled as either dates or figs, had a cup of sugar. So no, not healthy. I had a look at the healthy start program being run as a part of this, and I am sure one of the topics covered is the overuse of sugar. Not sure if you can make a spongey fruity pudding without sweetener of some sort. I am overthinking this.
 
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BeautifulTrauma said:
Do you have a screenshot? I can’t seem to find it…
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"@netflixuk @aardmananimations @bristolsportfoundation Hi, are you aware of the disgusting comments made by Jack Monroe about the birth of the Johnson baby? In the light of the fact that they're of similar spiteful tone to the comments made about Cameron's dead son Ivan, which lost her a Sainsbury's contract, do you really feel this is a suitable role model for children? I'm not a Tory voter but referring to an innocent newborn as a 'dead cat' especially after Carrie Johnson's miscarriage is really gross."

(It wasn't me!)
 
Rekyavikgirl said:


"@netflixuk @aardmananimations @bristolsportfoundation Hi, are you aware of the disgusting comments made by Jack Monroe about the birth of the Johnson baby? In the light of the fact that they're of similar spiteful tone to the comments made about Cameron's dead son Ivan, which lost her a Sainsbury's contract, do you really feel this is a suitable role model for children? I'm not a Tory voter but referring to an innocent newborn as a 'dead cat' especially after Carrie Johnson's miscarriage is really gross."

(It wasn't me!)
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Aardman Animations: who?
 
Mr Krabs said:
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I have to say I loathe all the nude palettes available nowadays, all of them fifty shades of brown. The 80s teenager in me got very excited at the sight of all those colours 😳 but as it's Jack I'm gonna keep calm and simply ask where are the eyeshadow selfies, you mendacious prick?
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Well she was born in 1978. Prove it otherwise! Show us the birth certificate!
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I’m starting to believe the theory!
 
skronkywildcat said:
Did the rest of you all understand the Latin hymn? Am I the only uneducated Frau?


(Is there a translation?)
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Sorry, Skronky - I was being a bit of a pretentious knob.

The hymn is a bastardisation of O Magnum Mysterium, which is an incredibly beautiful composition by Luis de Vittoria about the mystery of the Nativity. However, I originally joked about it being about trying to find ice lollies in the back of the freezer (it's all jolly japes here) and then took it a bit further.

O piscem arcanum gelidum! - Oh the mysterious chilly fish!

et incomprehensibilis sacramentum, - an incomprehensible mystery

ut animalia currere ad operimentum, - that animals run for cover

iacentem in urceoli! - lying on the sideboard!

Beata sanctus, cujus viscera - Blessed is the saint, whose guts

meruit cibum textura - are worthy of food with texture

Noli periclitari crustulam - Don't risk the cake

Anchoiade!
 
L3moning said:
1978, I doubt, personally. 83 or 84 I could potentially believe, but I'm not sure there's much, if any, evidence.
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I think Companies House has quite a few birth year errors. Pretty sure Mr Fopperholic is registered under the wrong year too (Fopps was my intro to Tattle)

Her parents aren't even 60 yet, so their youth wasn't exactly in the long distant past she'd have you believe either. She lives in a weird time space bubble, and steals other people's memories to make her own.
 
HotesTilaire said:
Put me down for a full conspiracy theory on the website front #websiteTruther
-we know she hates doing lives. Who can forget pineapple chicken being 24 hours late?
-if she really wanted it fixed/it had broken due to no fault of her own, she’d be passive aggressively tweeting the web host company about it
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Quite. And if she really wanted to fulfil her obligation, she could have used her YouTube channel.
 
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