Jack Monroe #22 The Condiments Thread. Jack's in a pickle over mayonnaise.

[Spoonfulofjam]

I’m genuinely really worried about her, and her mental health. I feel like tonight will have been a massive trigger for her

 

[AmTellinYa]

I do that, and always assumed it was a 'done thing'.

Me and my two besties when I was 12/13/14 always used to go into town on saturday afternoons, head straight to Maccies and each order a medium fries and chocolate milkshake and spend a blissful half hour sat in the booth in the window watching the boys go by. It's definitely a thing.

 

[Yel]

I think it’s because we’ve hit a few nerves. We have the receipts, as it were. We talk about the stuff she doesn’t want her fawning acolytes and posh blue-tick Groucho-mates to find out about.

It's showing up lots of uncomfortable truths and after nearly a decade of spinning them it's countless how many things don't add up.

A quick read of here shows it's not trolling or people making up tit so it can't just be dismissed.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I’m genuinely really worried about her, and her mental health. I feel like tonight will have been a massive trigger for her

knowing what it’s like when you’re properly anxious, I think she did really well tbh

 

[SoulRebel]

Probably.

Absolutely x

 

[PoorPatrol]

I thought I’d try and not be a mug that wants everyone else to do everything, and start a thread myself. I can’t do it. I’m reading the instructions and having a bit of a brain melt. I genuinely think my brain function has decreased during lockdown. HELP!!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I thought I’d try and not be a mug that wants everyone else to do everything, and start a thread myself. I can’t do it. I’m reading the instructions and having a bit of a brain melt. I genuinely think my brain function has decreased during lockdown. HELP!!

I've tried a couple of times but I'm so slow that we'd be another 10 pages on by the time I'd fathomed it

 

[kirkvanhouten]

Can you guys chill out whilst i try ATTEMPT to catch up

 

[Okab15]

OT, but just to say that I am in the queue for McDonald's!!!!!! They shut it down last night because traffic was awful and there were loads of arguments. Must say is actually well organised tonight. Lots of staff directing cars. Apparently is 45 min wait.

This better be the best big mac meal ever!!!!

To get a fresh Big Mac add or take away an item. I always get extra gherkins. Means it’s piping hot everytime.

 

[PoorPatrol]

I've tried a couple of times but I'm so slow that we'd be another 10 pages on by the time I'd fathomed it

I was reading through Yel’s very clear explanation, just kind of going agghhh it wasn’t sticking, I’ve gone all Jack! Maybe it’s contagious

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Finally caught up!! I caught a couple of minutes of the live, then got called into a late meeting and was raging. Was rushing through these comments hoping I’d make it to the end before the new thread kicks off! Phewww, made it. You’ve all made me want a McSundae and there are no Maccy’s open near me so there’s an itch that won’t be scratched. Good sleuthing on the Becky Owens / Chronic Optimist accounts, hausfraus! What a bunch of Nancy Drews you are x


Edit to add: @GrunkaLunka will be gutted at how quickly we burned through this thread! It’s been less than 24 hours...

 

[BubbleDuck]

I know how to make a new thread ( I think) but I’ve lost track of what the suggested title is

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I know how to make a new thread ( I think) but I’ve lost track of what the suggested title is

I don't think we have one, we've gone so fast

 

[MarmiteExtract]

I don't think we have one, we've gone so fast

@Saturn. had one a few pages back but I’m fucked if I can remember what it was! Haven’t seen any other suggestions

 

[Nonnymouse]

Is that an Epi Dot I see before me?

i think it is but it's not mine

 

[MarmiteExtract]

I made a new thread for the SODs once and there was near mutiny cause I used the wrong title... too scarred from that experience to try it again

 

[BubbleDuck]

I have “insufficient privileges “ to start threads

 

[MooBelle]

let us know what you get / how it is please, we'll all live through you! We got KFC delivered because I was worried about the rows and security tbh.

I've also imposed a take away ban on the household cos 2 days on the trot is too much!!

Home now. Big Mac demolished!!!
They're running a limited menu. No chicken wraps, fancy flavour coffees, milkshakes or Mcflurries. Seem to have all the burgers.

It was better than i remembered!!!
Now sinking into salty, fat laden food slump!!!

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Page 57! I feel stressed

 

[Grizzlybear]

What’s the name of the new thread? I think I might be able to?