Jack Monroe #22 The Condiments Thread. Jack's in a pickle over mayonnaise.

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She cooked one of chetna;s recipes but coated it in mayo and crispy onion i think - she said at the beginning she was going to cook something off the top of her head but people started mentioning alexis and hellmann's shouted 'Abort'!

At least one of the other people due to submit a question didn't have the 'go live' button either
 
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Nonnymouse said:
She cooked one of chetna;s recipes but coated it in mayo and crispy onion i think - she said at the beginning she was going to cook something off the top of her head but people started mentioning alexis and hellmann's shouted 'Abort'!

At least one of the other people due to submit a question didn't have the 'go live' button either
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Did you get to ask about your secret ingredient?
 
blurstoftimes said:
Soooo what did she actually cook this time?
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I watched it all without being distracted and I'm not sure, she mixed some things with mayo 🤷‍♀️

Without us, the Facebook employee, her friends, the Unilever employees and the ad agency employees would there even be 100 people watching it?

It reflects badly on Hellman's and Unilever to have someone so on the edge like they've been kidnapped representing their brand.
 
Yel said:
I watched it all without being distracted and I'm not sure, she mixed some things with mayo 🤷‍♀️

Without us, the Facebook employee, her friends, the Unilever employees and the ad agency employees would there even be 100 people watching it?

It reflects badly on Hellman's and Unilever to have someone so on the edge like they've been kidnapped representing their brand.
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249 tops?
 
LavaFlake said:
Me too and I quit smoking years ago 😂I am going to have a deliciously fancy dinner of jacket potato with tuna (Aldi) mayo - I do add a bit of lime juice and tabasco to make it pop mind!
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I persuade Mr Dragon to twit about for my jacket spuds - Tuna, Mayo, Lemon Juice, black olives, sliced red onion, sea salt, black pepper and chilli flakes on top. Plus loads of salad. Sometimes he even melts some mozzarella and strong cheddar on top.

He must love me. Either that or he's too scared to dump a microwaved spud with a puddle of margarine down in front of me.
 
I had my strategically placed Polish mayo ready and everything
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So once again...nothing prepped, can’t cook and talk (actually, can’t cook full stop), is awkward and nervous. The whole thing is a shambles. Pitiful viewing figures for someone with such a supposedly large platform. How does she land these contracts? Why doesn’t someone close to her take her aside and gently suggest she concentrate on something else. Jack’s lawyer/friend - there’s a job for you.
 
AdultHumanFemale said:
I know I'm a billion pages behind... But Flumps, I always knew I liked you!

Chocolate milkshake and chips dipped in, is my secret fave! 😍 Anyone I have ever told about this has looked at me like I'm weird (which, in other ways perhaps... 🙄)
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I dip my fries in my mcflurry. We were on the delicious combination of salty and sweet wayyyy before salted caramel started trending.
 
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