Jack Monroe #22 The Condiments Thread. Jack's in a pickle over mayonnaise.

[The Devils Arse]

The random quiff of hair on the left hand side.

Oh ask about your book nims!!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

@Saturn. tit I went off a minute late so deduct me from whatever your .30 figure was x

 

[Yel]

Spring onions as a snack? Like instead of apple

 

[Silver Linings]

Chetna goes, numbers plummet....

I wonder what it averages out as? 200?

 

[Flumps]

I really don't know why she's putting herself through this. It makes me very sad, actually.

That's how I'm feeling now. I am having that sort of day though.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Superfan question numero uno!

 

[Toffee finger]

Oh Nims

 

[Ellabella]

She just referred to Nims as "my superfan"

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Burnt spring onions? That’s tea sorted....

I’m getting to like the pink saucepan. Maybe it should be given a cooking show.

 

[Harrybosch]

How is she taking questions? Why is she off screen? What the duck is going on? THIS IS THE WORST!!!!!!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She just referred to Nims as "my superfan"

She didn’t did she? She’s spending too much time with us

 

[Yel]

Why the duck is she going offscreen to check for questions

The most basic "tech" could solve this

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

She can triangulate Tattlers but can't sort out the questions on Instagram. Alright Jack, alright

 

[Silver Linings]

I'm staring at an empty screen to silence. What the duck is this?

This whole 'I"m so terrible stick' is also getting old. It's supposed to make viewers feel sympathetic. But if you can't even bleeping organise your pans and a knife before you go life, you are actually terrible at what you do.

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

That's how I'm feeling now. I am having that sort of day though.

No, I agree it is really sad. She genuinely looks on the edge of tears and I just don't know who it is supposed to appeal to beyond her really dedicated fans? And it is lovely that she has really dedicated fans but it's not enough to make a career from.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Hahaha we should have a mcds x viewing tattle party. I think the queues are going to be massive and he’s nuts tbh, altho if I could have a McFlurry I’d be revving the engine myself

Me too. What is the point of reopening of they are not doing Mcflurrys.

 

[Harrybosch]

That's actually a nice way to cook aubergine. I give her credit for giving one decent cooking tip in a 35 minute show now. Well done, Jack.

 

[panda_eyes]

In fairness, she's much better talking when she's not cooking - straight to camera.

 

[Silver Linings]

The random quiff of hair on the left hand side.

Oh ask about your book nims!!

She’s literally just shaved the sides.

 

[Saturn.]

@Saturn. tit I went off a minute late so deduct me from whatever your .30 figure was x

`The lowest figure I saw was 215 - probable that everyone's minute was not completely co-ordinated. Maybe we can make an advance plan next time.