Jack Monroe #217 Fishi Sunak

can we do a quick .pdf audit pls, vote as below:

  • Read none of it

    Votes: 46 24.2%
  • Skim read

    Votes: 23 12.1%
  • Started out reading it then expired of boredom

    Votes: 28 14.7%
  • read the whole thing

    Votes: 93 48.9%

  • Total voters
    190
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How is the egg (allegedly) crispy on the bottom yet still snotty on the top!? If granddad had served me that in one of his many hospitality businesses I'd have sent it back.
 
Also a quick note on Patreon - numbers didn’t drop last night but we’ve had the tell tell -1 that lets us know they will drop tonight so get ur gallons of tea bubbling in those slow cookers ladies, tomorrow we’ll have some UGC to mither about!

Apologies tho as first thing tomorrow have a long dentist appt so a full breakdown with historicals will be late, but we opened on 261 so anyone who catches the drop pls feel free to share a churn percentage or estimated revenue (our usual reporting uses ((3.50*subs)*0.88), and last month’s was £804). Have made a non insightful graph as repentance tho, just so we can pretend to be Kris Jenner in a QBR for one of her children x
 
Also a quick note on Patreon - numbers didn’t drop last night but we’ve had the tell tell -1 that lets us know they will drop tonight so get ur gallons of tea bubbling in those slow cookers ladies, tomorrow we’ll have some UGC to mither about!

Apologies tho as first thing tomorrow have a long dentist appt so a full breakdown with historicals will be late, but we opened on 261 so anyone who catches the drop pls feel free to share a churn percentage or estimated revenue (our usual reporting uses ((3.50*subs)*0.88), and last month’s was £804). Have made a non insightful graph as repentance tho, just so we can pretend to be Kris Jenner in a QBR for one of her children x
I absolutely love that you know all this but

 
Also a quick note on Patreon - numbers didn’t drop last night but we’ve had the tell tell -1 that lets us know they will drop tonight so get ur gallons of tea bubbling in those slow cookers ladies, tomorrow we’ll have some UGC to mither about!

Apologies tho as first thing tomorrow have a long dentist appt so a full breakdown with historicals will be late, but we opened on 261 so anyone who catches the drop pls feel free to share a churn percentage or estimated revenue (our usual reporting uses ((3.50*subs)*0.88), and last month’s was £804). Have made a non insightful graph as repentance tho, just so we can pretend to be Kris Jenner in a QBR for one of her children x
Barring a work chaos, I can do an overview in the morning. Really interesting to see if the annual ones fall away this month
 
She got the hashtag wrong. It's actually #30daysdelicious. Why can't she get even the simplest things right?


Sorry to quote myself, but it's probably for the best she didn't get it right. The other breakfasts on the hashtag look freaking delicious and would put hers to (even more) shame. Actually getting second hand embarrassment just at the thought of her offering being side-by-side with them.
 
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