Jack Monroe #215 This is Jack ‘more lies than solid dinners’ Monroe

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HotesTilaire said:
Could be worse, could have been fish-tits
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I did these before but they as I guess they're a bit too NSFW, so putting under a spoiler. (Also, long time lurker, hello, I never would have expected this to be what made me post)

All this talk of fish tits took me right back to the art episode in the Katie Hopkins series of The Apprentice...
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Ah so we are to think that our Jack has been away getting therapy and sober. It’s going to be a confession piece to explain away the horrors that they have produced over the past few years.
“I fu@ked up my Kickstarter, due to my
addiction that was paid for by my fu@ked Kickstarter”
“ I spent all my advance money sniffing the proceeds in the Groucho”
“I have depression due to my addiction to publicity”
FFS SB Dad is a saint putting up with it all.

And where is the GRANOLA?
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
I love nature.

I also love the fact that paying tax means that stuff gets done in our country.

Often I go onto the HMRC website and look at it for a good while making appreciative noises while Mrs Tunnel gets bored waiting for me to have my moment.
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Jack does seem to spend a lot of time gawping at totally unremarkable stuff. Studio lights, trees, God knows what else.
 
🤔 where could SB be if she was in East London this evening? Who did the school run? Who made his absolutely fave food ever? What on Earth happened to the WhatsApp group if there’s no mama slop food to share with the lads? What about breakfast, oh lord what about the wetabix dust? That poor lad.
It’s ok, just remembered it’s Monday, he’s at his dads as he always is in the week.
 
Dogmuck said:
🤔 where could SB be if she was in East London this evening? Who did the school run? Who made his absolutely fave food ever? What on Earth happened to the WhatsApp group if there’s no mama slop food to share with the lads? What about breakfast, oh lord what about the wetabix dust? That poor lad.
It’s ok, just remembered it’s Monday, he’s at his dads as he always is in the week.
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Is it half term in South end? Hopefully he’ll be having a nice week with his Dads family, and dinners with texture obvs.
 
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