Jack Monroe #215 This is Jack ‘more lies than solid dinners’ Monroe
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Veronicaaa
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Ah yes, Jack's famous joy and dignity.
My friends ... please do not let Jack put you off broccoli anchovy pasta! https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/broccoli-anchovy-orecchiette/ No slices of buttered bread included in the recipe, strangely enough. Thanks Jamie, it's a real fave of mine.
Malkiavelli
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“Income” - she hasn’t worked for months. Not properly for years. She literally lives off of hand-outs and donations.
perhaps she should try *earning* an “income” first, any income, before performance-protesting for more.
Veronicaaa
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More income than me, that's for sure!
Emmapism
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Silver Linings
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can't
Veronicaaa
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she can afford butter now then
heretoreaditall2019
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honestly can’t understand how she’s just managed to opt out of filing accounts & presumably paying tax? Like even as a mere PAYE mortal I know that I have to check my tax code is correct cos ignorance isn’t an acceptable excuse to them, how is she a big ltd company director behaving like this?
ChickenPorridge
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Jack I don't think the preventative measures you put in place to keep you talking too much shite on Twitter are working hun
Silver Linings
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Shesaidwhat?
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Malkiavelli
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And me, no doubt. It’s quite the cheek, demanding an even easier life involving some imaginary work scenario then the life that she already leads, one built upon donations.
edit : what a naive twit I am - the imaginary work scenariois my own interpretation - this is actually a play on her part for more donations from the fan base. She’s moaning about not getting enough to meet her lifestyle. Silly me.
Veronicaaa
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If you're as an insufferable arse sober as you are an insufferable arse drunk, I guess that makes you an incurable insufferable arse.
That, and Lozzer Fox 'singing' on Jeremy Vine are my go to for comedy gold on YouTubeYou're stressing me out mate will forever be one of my favourite accidental comedy Jack moments. I shake with silent laughter everytime I think of itI can picture her saying the same to Coopsy m8 when he's judging her for hopping back and forth to the bloody tripod trying to get the perfect 'tasting the food' shot
And if any one hasn't seen the Lozzer one, well worth a view. Mine's a flat white.
Hollaaa
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Ooh almost real time clapback, so profesh I take it all back
Veronicaaa
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Jack Monroe talking about politically radical propositions smdh
Blurp
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I read this while scraping the bowl of my Kenwood Chef (fanceeee! but it was cheap being an older model, came with a blender, anything else is bought in the sale, and a single machine saves worktop space) while watching the oven timer. However, the difference is that a Victoria Sponge mixture is pretty set in stone and successful, while Jack's recipes are neither tasty nor successful.
Sideboard Bob
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Glad she changed that one. I had to look up “apoplexy”, it’s not a very nice thing to joke about Jack, ya prune.
Veronicaaa
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For me it means anger which is not really the
recovery at peace 
bullshit she's been halfheartedly attempting to portray for the past week or so.- Status