Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

[Lanie]

"a fever" is straight from Dickensian Jack, or "Little House on the Prairie" Jack.

Quick coops fetch my smelling salts. No one has any compassion for my poor nerves.

 

[EddieBeds]

See, this still really boils my mushrooms…

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Yeah imagine if THAT MAN had written instructions like that for Jools, the uproar it would have caused.

 

[Lanie]

Spoiler: Be careful

 

[BlendedSlop]

Please could a technical frau put up Jack and Hotes pictures so a compare and contrast can be made? I am wondering how Jack got hers to look brown. I suspect covering in coconut milk was an exercise in camoflage.

edited to say - if it was left unstirred for 8 hours whilst on perhaps there were some nearly burnt bits?
Having found the photo I think that if the hot oatmeal was covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar it would melt to give it the colour Jacks has.

Thread title suggestion: I am wondering how Jack got hers to look brown

 

[moglits]

The insane specificity of this to produce absolute shite.

Jack should have crossed the whole thing out and said 'order an Uber Eats and put your feet up, I love you'

No wonder she left.

That’s what gets to me. Yeah fine if you’re creating a cool-in-ary masterpiece, but if the end result is a hate crime then why bother?

 

[HotesTilaire]

 

[Silver Linings]

Trussell Trust again. No caption.

 

[JuliaGulia]

Quick coops fetch my smelling salts. No one has any compassion for my poor nerves.

I heard that in my head in Mrs Bennett's voice

 

[ChickenPorridge]

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Please stop this madness. Children are crying. Adults are crying!

 

[Lanie]

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No youve gone and done it. It looks like a dead banana.

 

[Flash123]

I assume the tax won’t be getting paid due to the fever. What a life of luxury she has.

 

[Deej]

The insane specificity of this to produce absolute shite.

Jack should have crossed the whole thing out and said 'order an Uber Eats and put your feet up, I love you'

No wonder she left.

If you want to teach someone to cook, make it enjoyable! Such a control freak.

 

[panda_eyes]

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[Lanie]

Imagine of the people from trussell trust, post FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP. In her comments.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I think AppleEnema is now up there with Brenda’s Bangers as pictures I truly can’t look at while eating.

Late THREAD TITLE:

Apple Enema, Anyone?

 

[Lanie]

Forgive me fraus. I was looking up waitrose for some sauce and came across this...

I may be wrong but have we seen this little line at the top of the spud before?

perhaps someone better at trangulating can identify it

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

The insane specificity of this to produce absolute shite.

Jack should have crossed the whole thing out and said 'order an Uber Eats and put your feet up, I love you'

No wonder she left.

Imagine talking down to someone you say you love like that. My husband is a kitchen tit who doesn’t know the difference between a TSP and a TBSP but guess what, I’m a head who can’t drive so I’m not a prick to him because he chauffeurs me around. Isn’t that balance of usefulness all relationships? Imagine Jack if her partner was a better cook than her (not hard… see Hotes’ oats), she’d be in an eternal narc rage.

Louisa: we know you’re still orbiting Jack. If you or your friends are reading here - LEAVE HER. You’re better than this.

 

[kachoochoo]

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[Lanie]

Imagine talking down to someone you say you love like that. My husband is a kitchen tit who doesn’t know the difference between a TSP and a TBSP but guess what, I’m a head who can’t drive so I’m not a prick to him because he chauffeurs me around. Isn’t that balance of usefulness all relationships? Imagine Jack if her partner was a better cook than her (not hard… see Hotes’ oats), she’d be in an eternal narc rage.

Louisa: we know you’re still orbiting Jack. If you or your friends are reading here - LEAVE HER. You’re better than this.

 

[kachoochoo]

I heard that in my head in Mrs Bennett's voice

babe, same x specifically the 1995 alison steadman version