Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

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DinosaurSenior said:
The international Book Festival starts this week, right outside my office. yay. A quick trawl through the visiting authors reveals that the Smol Pixie will NOT be participating.
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Wot, the International Book Festival didn’t want the author of Depress-pipes which sold THREE THOUSAND WHOLE COPIES??? Not even to talk about her next book on what to do with tumble dryer lint?????

 
My favourite bit of IACGMOOH was when Jack remembered ole pal Giovanna Fletcher 2 minutes after she was crowned Queen Whatevs but DID NOT TWEET ANY SUPPORT IN THE RUN-UP. Reminded me of tweeting ole pal Marcus at the climax of the big kickyball tourney BUT NOT IN THE AUDACITY TO ENGAGE WITH OTHER CHEFFOS SCENARIO.
Edit for disclaimer: I haven't actually seen IACGMOOH since Marc Bannerman did Cerys Matthews and his girlfriend dirty that time, that was not good car crash telly.
 
Hollaaa said:
My favourite bit of IACGMOOH was when Jack remembered ole pal Giovanna Fletcher 2 minutes after she was crowned Queen Whatevs but DID NOT TWEET ANY SUPPORT IN THE RUN-UP. Reminded me of tweeting ole pal Marcus at the climax of the big kickyball tourney BUT NOT IN THE AUDACITY TO ENGAGE WITH OTHER CHEFFOS SCENARIO.
Edit for disclaimer: I haven't actually seen IACGMOOH since Marc Bannerman did Cerys Matthews and his girlfriend dirty that time, that was not good car crash telly.
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My kids will do a puzzle for about 5 mins and abandon it to go and do some other activity usually muck about in their room. Kudos to the boy for trying.
 
Well, well, lookie here👀..
What's this on top of my Google homepage today?
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Sterling work lads. Have a lovely day💕
 
Deej said:
Another gem of an interview. Did you know that Jack was poor?
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Hahahahahahaha Jack did a freedom of information request to see if she was on the "specialist services" list of activists and terrorists. And of course she was.
Also on the list are "tens of thousands of Guardian journalists". I had no idea the Guardian had such a large staff, no wonder they don't make any money.

Is it usual for government agencies such as "specialist services" to disclose who is on these lists? Surely that would negate any useful purpose of having a list. (No need to answer, I know they would not release such information)

I couldn't listen to any more. The two guys interviewing her were affected tossers, and Jack was playing to the gallery. Her giggling like a teenager was painful.

What does Jack mean by "specialist services" anyway? MI5?
 
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heretoreaditall2019 said:
We deserve I’m a celeb purely for the bush tucker trials. She’ll be like Razor Ruddock who was able to eat the foulest of concoctions.

Us to our significant others when the phone bills come in tho

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She would so win bush tucker trials.

Dec: Today you have to eat kangaroo bollocks and fish larvae.

Her: okay, * inhales it all*

Ant and Dec " wow that was amazing and in record time how did you do it"

Her: well if you were aware of my body of work this is in fact lunch.
 
SweetTransvestite said:
Jack would never make it to Movie Week. Which is a crying shame with that practically perfect outfit languishing at the back of the wardrobe. Surely her very own, long lost Bert would be BACK to sweep out her 'chim chim cheroo' gor blimey?
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My favourite memory is imaging her still dressed as Mary Poppins while frantically tweeting about the school meals crisis
 
Lanie said:
She would so win bush tucker trials.

Dec: Today you have to eat kangaroo bollocks and fish larvae.

Her: okay, * inhales it all*

Ant and Dec " wow that was amazing and in record time how did you do it"

Her: well if you were aware of my body of work this is in fact lunch.
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She’ll be the only cheeky little camper bringing a doggy bag back to camp. She’ll be elated when she can scoff it all herself in her filthy hammock.
 
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