Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

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Just heard on the news that Marcus Rashford has written an open letter to the BMJ about the low take-up of Healthy Start vouchers. He wants to raise awareness of their availability. 40% of those entitled to them don’t claim.

Surely as she invented them** (according to LJC) our smol food pov hero will be spreading the word and urging people to claim them? Maybe she’ll pop up on the BBC to talk about the issue and praise her erstwhile chum’s campaigning?

** She didn’t. They were launched in 2006 when she was about 18.
 
MaineCoonMama said:
What about The Masked Singer? The costume possibilities are endless.
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I’m sure in her regular grunk/printing sessions she’s bookmarked all our fabulous court outfit suggestions. The wardrobe depts at Strictly or Masked Singer might be confused by her Look Book, but there’s a lot of material to work with — suggestions for any possible theme night or character would be covered!
 
Flivver said:
Just heard on the news that Marcus Rashford has written an open letter to the BMJ about the low take-up of Healthy Start vouchers. He wants to raise awareness of their availability. 40% of those entitled to them don’t claim.

Surely as she invented them** (according to LJC) our smol food pov hero will be spreading the word and urging people to claim them? Maybe she’ll pop up on the BBC to talk about the issue and praise her erstwhile chum’s campaigning?

** She didn’t. They were launched in 2006 when she was about 18.
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Yep! She fundamentally doesn’t care about anything she can’t monetise. Unless she could sell a corresponding cookbook to go with the vouchers, they won’t get a mention.

I’m repeating myself soz but as a “campaigner” and “mamapapa” I don’t know why she’s not gotten involved in the recent baby bank revolution? A lot of mums don’t know these exist and they could either benefit from using them or give lovely baby/kiddy bits to them. But there’s not books to be sold or tv shows to be had off it, so radio silence it is 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
HotesTilaire said:
Laine had an avatar of a doughnut but inside was baked beans, it haunts my dreams and I prefer sausage jelly tbh
Lanie, Christ 🥕chop chop in the pot with you, you leaf topped nincompoop
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oh you mean this one. Apologies to @traumatised sideboard. I forgot all about this one.
 

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Morning ninnies.
I'd love her to be on Strictly. I still am gutted she wasn't a last minute entry to the jungle Castle last year. She probably begged them like she did Strictly and they took one look at her track record and returned with a 'hell no'.
Thing is, it would be a disaster for her.
The reason she still has a fan base is because of her highly edited SM presence. She is just ghastly and her tweet delete sprees, half truths and lies wouldn't be able to save her.
Under the glare of 24 hour coverage with no control of the narrative the true Jack would be revealed.
Just like DKL. She was on TV every single day, just being tit and rude. She couldn't hide her true personality. Then the twitter attacks to people who hadn't even mentioned her. It was nasty, unprofessional and downright childish.
Strictly would be fabulous! (For us, not her)
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Yep! She fundamentally doesn’t care about anything she can’t monetise. Unless she could sell a corresponding cookbook to go with the vouchers, they won’t get a mention.

I’m repeating myself soz but as a “campaigner” and “mamapapa” I don’t know why she’s not gotten involved in the recent baby bank revolution? A lot of mums don’t know these exist and they could either benefit from using them or give lovely baby/kiddy bits to them. But there’s not books to be sold or tv shows to be had off it, so radio silence it is 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Just had a little Google re baby banks, I knew they were a thing, but didn't realise how many of them there were around now! We have a ton of nice baby equipment that needs to be rehomed but it's been hard due to the pandemic, know what to do with it now! ❤️
 
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She was on TV every single day, just being tit and rude.
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So much this. Jack getting the exposure they want would be the end of them. Looking at videos they are most confident when they are presenting their views (usually from the perspective of how issues affect them, or affected them ie. the Poverty), rather than interacting or - god forbid - cooking.

I did not see the snark at people who did not tag them on twitter. If Jack did appear on Strictly they would 100% be documenting their disagreement with judges comments online, in addition to fangirling (fanpersoning?) anyone who responded well to them.
 
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