Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

[ThunderClapForCapers]

Aye, dead candid that
Maybe we have the reincarnation- Traveller Jack?
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Alright, Mr.Demille, I'm ready for my close-up.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Argh! Bae caught me sleeping Jack! Regenerate! Regenerate!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Why the weird stance?? Has there perhaps been an actual shart?

"Listen to this, too good to miss, de-de-de-de-de-dee, <*parp*>"

ETA. I see someone has saved enough newspaper vouchers for a £9.50 holiday #frugalfun

 

[Powershower]

Funny how she lets people see the exact amount of likes on her caravan pic!

 

[Flash123]

Funny how she lets people see the exact amount of likes on her caravan pic!

She must have been grunking the roadside mum thread

 

[MancBee]

Why would you go on a holiday in a caravan on the coast when you live...ON THE COAST?

Especially when money is supposedly tight.

Make it make sense.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Quintuple denim is making me think of B*witched but wearing everything denim they had between them, all at once.
If I have nightmares, I'm completely blaming Jack.

C’est la vie Hollaaa

(so sorry)

Aye, dead candid that
Maybe we have the reincarnation- Traveller Jack?
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“Without me knowing”!!!!

She is 100% posing up a storm - it’s more obvious than the sideboard shots. Ninny.

 

[MancBee]

C’est la vie Hollaaa

(so sorry)


“Without me knowing”!!!!

She is 100% posing up a storm - it’s more obvious than the sideboard shots. Ninny.

I just image-Googled "B*Witched denim" and my goodness there are some corkers. They are even worse that Jack's party pants.

I never noticed at the time, but somehow I don't think I was their target market.

 

[Dogmuck]

Still only the 3 comments on the caravan post, that’s just not gonna work for the dopamine hit needed on a one post per week ration of SM, that photo is heading to Twitter very soon.

 

[Grizzlybear]

She’s limited comments on it

 

[Flivver]

But Mum has commented. One Nigella comment is worth a thousand ransom squigs in the dopamine hits rating.

 

[MancBee]

But Mum has commented. One Nigella comment is worth a thousand ransom squigs in the dopamine hits rating.

Did Mom comment on the chocolate (not) salami dog poo photo? I don't have Instagram so only see the thumbnail pics and not the comments.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Quintuple denim is making me think of B*witched but wearing everything denim they had between them, all at once.
If I have nightmares, I'm completely blaming Jack.

I fire fight like me da too.

 

[Cackstinks]

She is so conceited. And predictable.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Mom?????

for those of you I fooled with this elite Instagram story edit, this is not real but still begs the question why is trifle defender not speaking to her mate about this?!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Did Mom comment on the chocolate (not) salami dog poo photo? I don't have Instagram so only see the thumbnail pics and not the comments.

Nope, comments were closed for that post. Dammit, I’m sure Nigella is gutted she couldn’t congratulate her on it.

One of the comments on the caravan picture is from everyone’s favourite bag company Tiggy & Bo

 

[MancBee]

Looking at the photo of Jack sat on the caravan step (like a proper pov) I noticed something strange. A few months ago Jack was insistent that her grey hair was here to stay, "embracing the grey" was the exact phrase if I am not mistaken. But the photo on the step shows hair of a darker hue.

Oh I was forgetting, T&G did a makeover. Jack must have used those immortal words of Victoria Wood "So I said skip the conker Renee, I'll have burnished beechnut and to heck with it".

We all know Jack loves the word heck, so very apt.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

It's lovely that Jack is on hols with SB. A fab thing to do .

But....such an eggy whiff of performance.

 

[BlendedSlop]

So she can now say she's FINALLY had a holiday! We won't talk about Edinburgh, or the Lake District, or Tanzania, or Paris, or Venice, or America. Or the 3 month aparthotel stay.

Also, this might be massively inappropriate, but this exchange in the comments...

...just made me think of Tubbs:

On a serious note, I hope Jack and SB are enjoying some quality time away together. Caravan holidays are some of my fondest childhood memories.

 

[Pixieboots]

I just image-Googled "B*Witched denim" and my goodness there are some corkers. They are even worse that Jack's party pants.

I never noticed at the time, but somehow I don't think I was their target market.

B*Witched had some shockers but the pinnacle for me was the Justin & Britney incident.