Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

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Congratulations for the thread title go to @kachoochoo for the sentiments and @onlysunshine and @MooBelle for the nomination. You all get front row seats to Jack Monroe: Mamapapa Mia, A Musical.

Recap of last thread:

There was a Jack-inspired musical theatre lyric-off. (Sorry, @TheDragonWithAFlagon, ‘Once more with feeling’ was a late entry for thread title and missed out on the votes!)

Jack has recently popped back to say this. And this!

Her lawyer, who lives at 1 Israel Road, Israel chucked her this.

What a wild and precious life!

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Fabulous thread title. I wonder what the weekend will bring, she's started it early. Must have the Friday off from being "prodded and poked" this week.

The people are still replying with such mundane comments, like "I'm grateful for flowers", or "grateful for the weekend"". Either that or sycophantic responses such as "grateful for you" or the worst of the bunch "grateful that you're back in my timeline"
 
Thank you for the new thread Poca! 🙏
I really, really hope we don’t get Jack’s take on Amy.

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Sideboard Bob said:
Thank you for the new thread Poca! 🙏
I really, really hope we don’t get Jack’s take on Amy.

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Personally I am hoping for a 'Landslide' moment tonight in tribute to Amy. A moody black and white homage from the back streets of Thorpe Bay. 🙏






SHE LEFT no time to regret
Kept her cheap ham wet
With her same old floofy pet
Me and my head 1g high
And my tears dry
Get on with all my lies

You went back to Channel 4 News
So far removed
From all that we went through
And I tread a troubled track
My books are stacked
I'll go back to ..... Jack

Jack, Jack
Jack, Jack
Jack, Jack
Jack
I go back to
I go back to .....
 
Readingismyhobby said:
Can we have a “o god, she’s back” emoji?
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And now she seems to have vanished again. It will either be, back to total silence again, or later this evening she’ll be 20 tweets deep into some confusing, pointless drama.

It’s interesting that she’s gone full-on “recovery Jack”. I honestly hate being cynical about it, and if it’s all genuine then I truly wish her well. It just seems like a convenient way to gain sympathy when in the background there’s potentially things like an ICO investigation going on.
 
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