Jack Monroe #198 Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!

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Does the cabal get publishing rights on this fabulous album of truths?

The Vlad bitcoin seems to have dried up. And although not even eligible for SEISS, working as a public servant, my weeping and wailing and clawing and howling at Rishi mate hasn’t got me very far. So short of opening either a Patreon or tip jar on my non-existent Twitter account I’d be grateful of the cash. I’m sure Cotswold are due to be having a sale soon…

…let’s start a publishing company/record label

 
TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
Good enough for Rod Stewart in the 90s, wasn't it?





Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my gal and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time

Life is bare, gloom and mis'ry everywhere
Stormy weather
Just can't get my poor self together
I'm weary all the time, the time
So weary all the time

When she went away
The blues walked in and met me
If she stays away, old sideboard there will get me
All I do is pray that LJC will let me
Snooze in the hammock once more

Can't go on, ev'rything I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my gal and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time

When she went away
The blues walked in and met me
If she stays away, old new clippers there will get me
All I do is pray, that LJC will let me
Holidaying in the sun once more

Can't go on, ev'rything I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my gal and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
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Novello award here.
 
Finale. Jack is in a trendy aparthotel pretending to cook food, however she is going to expensive hairdressers and an expensive day centre for social media addiction...she stands in the corner attempting to disguise her true location...she turns to the audience and addresses them directly...

They tried to make me go to Rehab
When can I go go go
I'll miss the Twitter craic, but when I come back
The cabal will, know, know, know
I Tweet all the time
But I think that is fine
I love it when I'm sent to Rehab
I can't wait to go, go, go
 
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HotesTilaire said:
My fave musical doesn’t exist, it would be Gay! The Musical from the IT Crowd

I lived in the Poverty, I lived in the Poverty, Poverty is where I lived (I’m a friend of Dorothy)
Ninnies, Ninnies, I hate Ninnies! (I like Willy’s)
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Irish Jack would love that “I’m mad for crack!” (Not a drug reference Jack, don’t want to candyman you back here)
 
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