Jack Monroe #198 Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!

[MancBee]

I might get myself on Urban Dictionary.

Self love stew = when a guy wanks in the bathtub and relaxes in the resulting ‘stew’

Believe it or not, it is one of Jack's recipes.

 

[Clovis]

I don't lIke Kumbaya Jack.

 

[Zelda]

Good timing with tweet when we’d got to 50 pages.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I closed my eyes
Drew back the (William Morris) curtains
To see for certain
Any herb will do.


Far, far away
Matt T was weeping
Cos my lasagne was seeping
Any herb will do

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Oh God, she's back.

That made me burst out laughing in the silent office

 

[kachoochoo]

Ah she's bang on time ☺

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though the moon was a few millennia older than that?

anyway, we were obviously having far too much fun, so she had to come ruin it. boo

 

[schmetterling]

Ugh she ruins everything! I was just gaping in awe at the Cabal's self sustaining genius and second album ( ❤🎙) and we get Wellness Jack who is the ghoulish nightmare I imagine might greet me on the first level of Dante's Inferno

FFS

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

View attachment 675694 qII hope someone replies with Musical Theatre!

I spat my tea out

Who are her colleagues? I assume people that she works with, but she hasn't got any work.

Colleagues = patreons

 

[Pocahontas]

New thread!

Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

Congratulations for the thread title go to @kachoochoo for the sentiments and @onlysunshine and @MooBelle for the nomination. You all get front row seats to Jack Monroe: Mamapapa Mia, A Musical. Recap of last thread: There was a Jack-inspired musical theatre lyric-off. (Sorry...

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